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Heston wrote:
04 Sep 2018, 5:33pm
My long awaited duet with KISS is out this week...


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Heston wrote:
04 Sep 2018, 5:33pm
My long awaited duet with KISS is out this week...


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Re: The KISS thread

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Heston wrote:
26 Aug 2018, 9:16am
Happy birthday Gene, who is 69 today. I wonder how many 69's he's had in his time?
Missed this.

Probably zero. I can’t imagine he gives a shit about anyone else's pleasure in bed, and he seems like the kind of aging conservative Boomer asshole who thinks going down on a woman is unmanly.
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She's a dancer, a romancer
I'm a Capricorn and she's a cancer

Is the best openong line of any Kisd song
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Re: The KISS thread

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Heston wrote:
15 Sep 2018, 7:57pm
She's a dancer, a romancer
I'm a Capricorn and she's a cancer

Is the best openong line of any Kisd song
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Fuch sake my eyesight isn't what it was when I'm pissed.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
15 Sep 2018, 8:41pm
Fuch sake my eyesight isn't what it was when I'm pissed.
Or your ears.
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Wolter wrote:
15 Sep 2018, 9:15pm
Heston wrote:
15 Sep 2018, 8:41pm
Fuch sake my eyesight isn't what it was when I'm pissed.
Or your ears.
Shandii, tonight will last us forever
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
15 Sep 2018, 9:44pm
Wolter wrote:
15 Sep 2018, 9:15pm
Heston wrote:
15 Sep 2018, 8:41pm
Fuch sake my eyesight isn't what it was when I'm pissed.
Or your ears.
Shandii, tonight will last us forever
Shandi, tonight MUST last us forever...forever we say goodnight and go home...

Paul Stanley. Lyrical genius.
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WestwayKid wrote:
17 Sep 2018, 10:47am
Heston wrote:
15 Sep 2018, 9:44pm
Wolter wrote:
15 Sep 2018, 9:15pm
Heston wrote:
15 Sep 2018, 8:41pm
Fuch sake my eyesight isn't what it was when I'm pissed.
Or your ears.
Shandii, tonight will last us forever
Shandi, tonight MUST last us forever...forever we say goodnight and go home...

Paul Stanley. Lyrical genius.
He's the sensitive one.

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Re: The KISS thread

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revbob wrote:
17 Sep 2018, 11:14am
WestwayKid wrote:
17 Sep 2018, 10:47am
Heston wrote:
15 Sep 2018, 9:44pm
Wolter wrote:
15 Sep 2018, 9:15pm
Heston wrote:
15 Sep 2018, 8:41pm
Fuch sake my eyesight isn't what it was when I'm pissed.
Or your ears.
Shandii, tonight will last us forever
Shandi, tonight MUST last us forever...forever we say goodnight and go home...

Paul Stanley. Lyrical genius.
He's the sensitive one.
He's the Starchild.
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do." - Oscar Gamble

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This thread is Heston's ironic effort to convince us he isn't insane. It's important to remember that.
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Re: The KISS thread

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https://globalnews.ca/news/4470115/kiss ... well-tour/

Farewell tour until the next farewell tour, subject to profitability estimates and penicillin supplies.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Sep 2018, 6:29am
https://globalnews.ca/news/4470115/kiss ... well-tour/

Farewell tour until the next farewell tour, subject to profitability estimates and penicillin supplies.
I remember seeing KISS play their last North American tour in 2000.

I mean. I remember being there. Almost every song sounded the same, so I couldn’t tell you what they actually played.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Sep 2018, 6:29am
https://globalnews.ca/news/4470115/kiss ... well-tour/

Farewell tour until the next farewell tour, subject to profitability estimates and penicillin supplies.
The Eagles are also still on their farewell tour. That one has gone on so long that they've managed to bury a founding member.
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