The KISS thread

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Re: The KISS thread

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Heston wrote:
19 Nov 2019, 8:15pm
Wolter wrote:
19 Nov 2019, 7:43pm
Heston wrote:
19 Nov 2019, 6:37pm
Marky Dread wrote:
19 Nov 2019, 3:11pm
Heston wrote:
19 Nov 2019, 11:49am


Do it
Yeah do it and then regret it.
...said every Simmons groupie ever.
DOWN GOES HESTO— wait, what?
As much as I like his studded codpiece on an aesthetic level, I wouldn't like it thrust in my face.
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Re: The KISS thread

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I wonder how long a Clash thread would last on a KISS board? I'm intrigued as to whether an innocent KISS fan has ever stumbled across this thread through an accidental Google search or something.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Re: The KISS thread

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Heston wrote:
19 Nov 2019, 8:20pm
I wonder how long a Clash thread would last on a KISS board? I'm intrigued as to whether an innocent KISS fan has ever stumbled across this thread through an accidental Google search or something.
My stretch of posting KISS fan art might either mean honourary membership with the KISS crowd or a fatwa. Fuck, I hope the latter.
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Re: The KISS thread

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Heston wrote:
19 Nov 2019, 8:20pm
I wonder how long a Clash thread would last on a KISS board? I'm intrigued as to whether an innocent KISS fan has ever stumbled across this thread through an accidental Google search or something.
There are no innocent KISS fans in 2019.
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Heston wrote:
19 Nov 2019, 6:37pm
Marky Dread wrote:
19 Nov 2019, 3:11pm
Heston wrote:
19 Nov 2019, 11:49am
matedog wrote:
19 Nov 2019, 11:07am
KISS is coming to Oakland in March on their final tour deal thing. I'm starting to consider going.
Do it
Yeah do it and then regret it.
...said every Simmons groupie ever.
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Re: The KISS thread

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THEY CALLED AN KISS UNMASKED BUT NEVER TOOK THE PAINT OFF
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Re: The KISS thread

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Heston wrote:
06 Dec 2019, 10:56pm
THEY CALLED AN KISS UNMASKED BUT NEVER TOOK THE PAINT OFF
It’s LATE FRIDAY NIGHT, Y’all!
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

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Re: The KISS thread

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Wolter wrote:
06 Dec 2019, 11:49pm
Heston wrote:
06 Dec 2019, 10:56pm
THEY CALLED AN KISS UNMASKED BUT NEVER TOOK THE PAINT OFF
It’s LATE FRIDAY NIGHT, Y’all!
OH SHIT I JUST REALIZED THEY AREN’T EVEN WEARING MASKS.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

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Re: The KISS thread

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Wolter wrote:
06 Dec 2019, 11:50pm
Wolter wrote:
06 Dec 2019, 11:49pm
Heston wrote:
06 Dec 2019, 10:56pm
THEY CALLED AN KISS UNMASKED BUT NEVER TOOK THE PAINT OFF
It’s LATE FRIDAY NIGHT, Y’all!
OH SHIT I JUST REALIZED THEY AREN’T EVEN WEARING MASKS.
MOCK ALL YOU LIKE ALPOCO< IM STILL AWAWKE
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Re: The KISS thread

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Heston wrote:
07 Dec 2019, 12:00am
Wolter wrote:
06 Dec 2019, 11:50pm
Wolter wrote:
06 Dec 2019, 11:49pm
Heston wrote:
06 Dec 2019, 10:56pm
THEY CALLED AN KISS UNMASKED BUT NEVER TOOK THE PAINT OFF
It’s LATE FRIDAY NIGHT, Y’all!
OH SHIT I JUST REALIZED THEY AREN’T EVEN WEARING MASKS.
MOCK ALL YOU LIKE ALPOCO< IM STILL AWAWKE
I’m waiting until you sober up for a translation.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

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Re: The KISS thread

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Heston wrote:
07 Dec 2019, 12:00am
Wolter wrote:
06 Dec 2019, 11:50pm
Wolter wrote:
06 Dec 2019, 11:49pm
Heston wrote:
06 Dec 2019, 10:56pm
THEY CALLED AN KISS UNMASKED BUT NEVER TOOK THE PAINT OFF
It’s LATE FRIDAY NIGHT, Y’all!
OH SHIT I JUST REALIZED THEY AREN’T EVEN WEARING MASKS.
MOCK ALL YOU LIKE ALPOCO< IM STILL AWAWKE
Heston goes loco down in Alpoco.
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Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

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Re: The KISS thread

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Wolter wrote:
07 Dec 2019, 12:59am
Heston wrote:
07 Dec 2019, 12:00am
Wolter wrote:
06 Dec 2019, 11:50pm
Wolter wrote:
06 Dec 2019, 11:49pm
Heston wrote:
06 Dec 2019, 10:56pm
THEY CALLED AN KISS UNMASKED BUT NEVER TOOK THE PAINT OFF
It’s LATE FRIDAY NIGHT, Y’all!
OH SHIT I JUST REALIZED THEY AREN’T EVEN WEARING MASKS.
MOCK ALL YOU LIKE ALPOCO< IM STILL AWAWKE
I’m waiting until you sober up for a translation.
Al Poco, Heston's grade three teacher who told him listening to KISS would leave him intellectually comatose.
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Re: The KISS thread

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Hestons favourite new band.
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The end of liberty


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Re: The KISS thread

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Wolter wrote:
07 Dec 2019, 12:59am
Heston wrote:
07 Dec 2019, 12:00am
Wolter wrote:
06 Dec 2019, 11:50pm
Wolter wrote:
06 Dec 2019, 11:49pm
Heston wrote:
06 Dec 2019, 10:56pm
THEY CALLED AN KISS UNMASKED BUT NEVER TOOK THE PAINT OFF
It’s LATE FRIDAY NIGHT, Y’all!
OH SHIT I JUST REALIZED THEY AREN’T EVEN WEARING MASKS.
MOCK ALL YOU LIKE ALPOCO< IM STILL AWAWKE
I’m waiting until you sober up for a translation.
Nope. Not a clue what I was talking about.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Re: The KISS thread

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Theory: Drunk Heston conflated me with Dr. Worm's Alpo thing.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

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