what's up with the dude on the left? he's got some wide-ass hipsWolter wrote:JoseUnidos wrote:Google image search "The Clash Phil Collins":
Phil Collins to retire from music
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rcs wrote:what's up with the dude on the left? he's got some wide-ass hipsWolter wrote:JoseUnidos wrote:Google image search "The Clash Phil Collins":
I think he's crouching.
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With a Dragon up his arseWolter wrote:rcs wrote:what's up with the dude on the left? he's got some wide-ass hipsWolter wrote:JoseUnidos wrote:Google image search "The Clash Phil Collins":
I think he's crouching.
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Damnit, now that Twat Sphincter is involved you've left me no choice but to get a Mail-order Groom. :hmph:tepista wrote:
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I always wonder how homophobes named Steve feel when the Adam and Steve line is brought out. Gotta be uncomfortable.
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Every Steve I know is a "bottom"Dr. Medulla wrote:I always wonder how homophobes named Steve feel when the Adam and Steve line is brought out. Gotta be uncomfortable.
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I asked my go to gay friend and he knows three Steves: Two tops and one vers. The vers is straight up, not vers/top or vers/bottom.tepista wrote:Every Steve I know is a "bottom"Dr. Medulla wrote:I always wonder how homophobes named Steve feel when the Adam and Steve line is brought out. Gotta be uncomfortable.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Hoy has a go-to gay.matedog wrote:I asked my go to gay friend and he knows three Steves: Two tops and one vers. The vers is straight up, not vers/top or vers/bottom.tepista wrote:Every Steve I know is a "bottom"Dr. Medulla wrote:I always wonder how homophobes named Steve feel when the Adam and Steve line is brought out. Gotta be uncomfortable.
Guys...
HOY HAS A GO-TO GAY.
A go-to gay. For all his whole brain full of Hoyish gay mechanics Q&A so urgent they require a go-to. A go-to no doubt asked in the most Hoyish way possible.
A go-to gay.
Hoy.
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I have two close friends that are gay and this one is most involved in the stereotypical lifestyle. So he's good for consulting about these sorts of things. I just learned that rice queens like buff, hot asian dudes. I thought they went for petite, submissive ones. That ruined my preconceived notion the same way finding out that bears didn't prey on twinks ruined that fantasy.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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I actually don't begrudge Hoy the preferred consultant. Gay culture can be labyrinthine. Best to be able to rely on someone who knows.
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matedog wrote:I have two close friends that are gay and this one is most involved in the stereotypical lifestyle. So he's good for consulting about these sorts of things. I just learned that rice queens like buff, hot asian dudes. I thought they went for petite, submissive ones. That ruined my preconceived notion the same way finding out that bears didn't prey on twinks ruined that fantasy.
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I wish I had a go-to gay. My uncle is boring. My best friend from college lives in London. My local gay is a whackadoo right-leaning libertarian.Flex wrote:I actually don't begrudge Hoy the preferred consultant. Gay culture can be labyrinthine. Best to be able to rely on someone who knows.
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I feel like at the end of today's episode of IMCT, eumaas will speak directly to the audience:JennyB wrote:I wish I had a go-to gay. My uncle is boring. My best friend from college lives in London. My local gay is a whackadoo right-leaning libertarian.Flex wrote:I actually don't begrudge Hoy the preferred consultant. Gay culture can be labyrinthine. Best to be able to rely on someone who knows.
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eumaas owes it to the fans.Wolter wrote:I feel like at the end of today's episode of IMCT, eumaas will speak directly to the audience:JennyB wrote:I wish I had a go-to gay. My uncle is boring. My best friend from college lives in London. My local gay is a whackadoo right-leaning libertarian.Flex wrote:I actually don't begrudge Hoy the preferred consultant. Gay culture can be labyrinthine. Best to be able to rely on someone who knows.
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