Phil Collins to retire from music

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Wolter wrote:
JoseUnidos wrote:Google image search "The Clash Phil Collins":

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what's up with the dude on the left? he's got some wide-ass hips
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rcs wrote:
Wolter wrote:
JoseUnidos wrote:Google image search "The Clash Phil Collins":

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what's up with the dude on the left? he's got some wide-ass hips

I think he's crouching.
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Wolter wrote:
rcs wrote:
Wolter wrote:
JoseUnidos wrote:Google image search "The Clash Phil Collins":

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what's up with the dude on the left? he's got some wide-ass hips

I think he's crouching.
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I always wonder how homophobes named Steve feel when the Adam and Steve line is brought out. Gotta be uncomfortable.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:I always wonder how homophobes named Steve feel when the Adam and Steve line is brought out. Gotta be uncomfortable.
Every Steve I know is a "bottom"
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tepista wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:I always wonder how homophobes named Steve feel when the Adam and Steve line is brought out. Gotta be uncomfortable.
Every Steve I know is a "bottom"
I asked my go to gay friend and he knows three Steves: Two tops and one vers. The vers is straight up, not vers/top or vers/bottom.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
tepista wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:I always wonder how homophobes named Steve feel when the Adam and Steve line is brought out. Gotta be uncomfortable.
Every Steve I know is a "bottom"
I asked my go to gay friend and he knows three Steves: Two tops and one vers. The vers is straight up, not vers/top or vers/bottom.
Hoy has a go-to gay.





































Guys...
HOY HAS A GO-TO GAY.


A go-to gay. For all his whole brain full of Hoyish gay mechanics Q&A so urgent they require a go-to. A go-to no doubt asked in the most Hoyish way possible.


A go-to gay.

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I have two close friends that are gay and this one is most involved in the stereotypical lifestyle. So he's good for consulting about these sorts of things. I just learned that rice queens like buff, hot asian dudes. I thought they went for petite, submissive ones. That ruined my preconceived notion the same way finding out that bears didn't prey on twinks ruined that fantasy.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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I actually don't begrudge Hoy the preferred consultant. Gay culture can be labyrinthine. Best to be able to rely on someone who knows.
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matedog wrote:I have two close friends that are gay and this one is most involved in the stereotypical lifestyle. So he's good for consulting about these sorts of things. I just learned that rice queens like buff, hot asian dudes. I thought they went for petite, submissive ones. That ruined my preconceived notion the same way finding out that bears didn't prey on twinks ruined that fantasy.

A go-to gay for all of Hoy's burning rice queen, upright Steves, and twink prey preconceptions. This is big, guys. PITY MASTURBATION big.

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Flex wrote:I actually don't begrudge Hoy the preferred consultant. Gay culture can be labyrinthine. Best to be able to rely on someone who knows.
I wish I had a go-to gay. My uncle is boring. My best friend from college lives in London. My local gay is a whackadoo right-leaning libertarian.
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JennyB wrote:
Flex wrote:I actually don't begrudge Hoy the preferred consultant. Gay culture can be labyrinthine. Best to be able to rely on someone who knows.
I wish I had a go-to gay. My uncle is boring. My best friend from college lives in London. My local gay is a whackadoo right-leaning libertarian.
I feel like at the end of today's episode of IMCT, eumaas will speak directly to the audience:

"if you'd like to learn more about bear and twink behavior, consult your local gay."
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Wolter wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Flex wrote:I actually don't begrudge Hoy the preferred consultant. Gay culture can be labyrinthine. Best to be able to rely on someone who knows.
I wish I had a go-to gay. My uncle is boring. My best friend from college lives in London. My local gay is a whackadoo right-leaning libertarian.
I feel like at the end of today's episode of IMCT, eumaas will speak directly to the audience:

"if you'd like to learn more about bear and twink behavior, consult your local gay."
eumaas owes it to the fans.
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