Oy. I don't know how to make this clearer. What I'm saying is I saw her over and over again in the news for however long it's been a story, and her ugliness was not enough of note for me to post about it. It's only because her purported beauty has been raised as an issue that I've responded with dissent (although my initial response was just confusion). I don't see why I deserve censure for voicing an opinion on an issue that's been raised.Dr. Medulla wrote:My apologies for calling you out in not mentioning you by name.eumaas wrote:Ahem.Dr. Medulla wrote:Um, you commented immediately after I posted it.eumaas wrote:I saw photos of her in the news and didn't think to make any comment about them until you decided it was some kind of Hoy issue.
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I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
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— Morton Feldman
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This is... something.matedog wrote:I was watching this, um, movie two days ago. And instead of pulling one off to the more attractive chicks I went for the ugly, slutty looking one. Not out of pity, but sometimes I just want to imagine giving a nasty skank a go.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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The important thing to remember: Black Widow she is not.
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Everyone's avoiding the BIG question: Does she smell of vegetable soup?
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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She's a Russian spy. So stale sweat and borscht.Heston wrote:Everyone's avoiding the BIG question: Does she smell of vegetable soup?
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
Re: for the eyes of Matedog only
Come on, everyone's done that at least a few times.Wolter wrote:So...you didn't MASTURBATE out of pity? Good. I'd hate for a porn star to get just a pity wank from you.matedog wrote:I was watching this, um, movie two days ago. And instead of pulling one off to the more attractive chicks I went for the ugly, slutty looking one. Not out of pity, but sometimes I just want to imagine giving a nasty skank a go.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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I can not once remember masturbating out of pity.matedog wrote:Come on, everyone's done that at least a few times.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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The concept doesn't even make sense. "I feel bad for this less attractive porn star. I guess I'll pretend to fuck her instead. That will make her feel pretty."Flex wrote:I can not once remember masturbating out of pity.matedog wrote:Come on, everyone's done that at least a few times.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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Who the hell is being censured? Jesus Christ, man, we disagree, particularly over what I regard as an excessive dissection of her face that makes her out as quite ugly. Fine, I'll add female beauty to the list of topics that I'm not allowed to disagree with or tease you about.eumaas wrote:Oy. I don't know how to make this clearer. What I'm saying is I saw her over and over again in the news for however long it's been a story, and her ugliness was not enough of note for me to post about it. It's only because her purported beauty has been raised as an issue that I've responded with dissent (although my initial response was just confusion). I don't see why I deserve censure for voicing an opinion on an issue that's been raised.Dr. Medulla wrote:My apologies for calling you out in not mentioning you by name.eumaas wrote:Ahem.Dr. Medulla wrote:Um, you commented immediately after I posted it.eumaas wrote:I saw photos of her in the news and didn't think to make any comment about them until you decided it was some kind of Hoy issue.
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I've found with porn stars it's the uglier the better.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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GUYS. STOP.Dr. Medulla wrote:Who the hell is being censured? Jesus Christ, man, we disagree, particularly over what I regard as an excessive dissection of her face that makes her out as quite ugly. Fine, I'll add female beauty to the list of topics that I'm not allowed to disagree with or tease you about.eumaas wrote:Oy. I don't know how to make this clearer. What I'm saying is I saw her over and over again in the news for however long it's been a story, and her ugliness was not enough of note for me to post about it. It's only because her purported beauty has been raised as an issue that I've responded with dissent (although my initial response was just confusion). I don't see why I deserve censure for voicing an opinion on an issue that's been raised.Dr. Medulla wrote:My apologies for calling you out in not mentioning you by name.eumaas wrote:Ahem.Dr. Medulla wrote: Um, you commented immediately after I posted it.
HOY IS TALKING ABOUT PITY MASTURBATION.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
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WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO THINK ABOUT THAT?Wolter wrote:GUYS. STOP.Dr. Medulla wrote:Who the hell is being censured? Jesus Christ, man, we disagree, particularly over what I regard as an excessive dissection of her face that makes her out as quite ugly. Fine, I'll add female beauty to the list of topics that I'm not allowed to disagree with or tease you about.eumaas wrote:Oy. I don't know how to make this clearer. What I'm saying is I saw her over and over again in the news for however long it's been a story, and her ugliness was not enough of note for me to post about it. It's only because her purported beauty has been raised as an issue that I've responded with dissent (although my initial response was just confusion). I don't see why I deserve censure for voicing an opinion on an issue that's been raised.Dr. Medulla wrote:My apologies for calling you out in not mentioning you by name.eumaas wrote: Ahem.
HOY IS TALKING ABOUT PITY MASTURBATION.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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This is big, Hooks. Big.Dr. Medulla wrote:WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO THINK ABOUT THAT?Wolter wrote:GUYS. STOP.Dr. Medulla wrote:Who the hell is being censured? Jesus Christ, man, we disagree, particularly over what I regard as an excessive dissection of her face that makes her out as quite ugly. Fine, I'll add female beauty to the list of topics that I'm not allowed to disagree with or tease you about.eumaas wrote:Oy. I don't know how to make this clearer. What I'm saying is I saw her over and over again in the news for however long it's been a story, and her ugliness was not enough of note for me to post about it. It's only because her purported beauty has been raised as an issue that I've responded with dissent (although my initial response was just confusion). I don't see why I deserve censure for voicing an opinion on an issue that's been raised.Dr. Medulla wrote: My apologies for calling you out in not mentioning you by name.
HOY IS TALKING ABOUT PITY MASTURBATION.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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Me and Wolt shouldn't have to suffer alone.Dr. Medulla wrote:WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO THINK ABOUT THAT?
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Ali, on Hoy's PITY MASTURBATION:
"I'm waiting for the woman to send him a Thank You letter."
"I'm waiting for the woman to send him a Thank You letter."
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"