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Re: Misheard Lyrics

Post by Wolter » 08 Apr 2010, 5:21pm

"And Elaine is in my ears and in my eyes"
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Re: Misheard Lyrics

Post by JennyB » 08 Apr 2010, 5:24pm

Wolter wrote:"And Elaine is in my ears and in my eyes"
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Re: Misheard Lyrics

Post by tepista » 08 Apr 2010, 6:03pm

Wolter wrote:"And Elaine is in my ears and in my eyes"
Life would be ecstasy
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Re: Misheard Lyrics

Post by JennyB » 08 Apr 2010, 6:26pm

Hold me closer, Tony Danzaaaaaaa....
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Re: Misheard Lyrics

Post by Wolter » 08 Apr 2010, 6:49pm

JennyB wrote:Hold me closer, Tony Danzaaaaaaa....
I actually genuinely misheard that as "Hold me close, I'm tired of dancing"
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Re: Misheard Lyrics

Post by daredevil » 08 Apr 2010, 7:14pm

Heart Factory - Sleater-Kinney
I thought the lyric was - I'm not made of pot
Real lyric - I'm not made of parts

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Re: Misheard Lyrics

Post by Wolter » 08 Apr 2010, 8:53pm

Misheard: "Boogie with your children/In peace and love/Sing Marvin Gaye/To the Lord above"
Actual: "This is the worst fucking song/I've ever written/I apologize/To Jon Wolter in particular."
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Re: Misheard Lyrics

Post by Chuck Mangione » 09 Apr 2010, 12:23am

Misheard: "[Don't] Cum/Come in the port-o-potty, cum on my shirt! Whooooa-ooo...."
Real lyric: "They come for the party. Come to make sure! Whooooa-ooo..."
"Complete Control" by The Clash

or in the beginning...

Misheard: "JASON! Release 'Remote Control'..."
Actual: "They said, 'release 'Remote Control''..."


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Re: Misheard Lyrics

Post by Chuck Mangione » 09 Apr 2010, 12:33am

My hearing: "iPod Nano, I found it in the road. And the charger didn't even come with - No!"
Actual: "I got nicked a-fighting in the road. And the judge didn't even knooooow!"
"What's My Name" by you know who...

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Re: Misheard Lyrics

Post by Jimmy Jazz » 09 Apr 2010, 12:34am

Was playing "Ramshackle Day Parade" in the car one time and my friend thought it was "Ramshackle Gay Parade".

There are a few Clash songs that I could have sworn said "fuck, that once I read the lyrics apparently didn't. Of course the "White Man" four tops one. Also "Car Jamming", I think the "rocking from a thousand.." line I thought was "fucking blah blah blah". Somewhere in Last Gang Of Town it sounds like there's a "fucking" too, can't remember where.

Squeeze - In Quintessence. I always thought the line was "You think you're something special but you're fucked for sure". Was very disappointed to find out it's actually "Makes for something special in your football shirt".

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Re: Misheard Lyrics

Post by Chuck Mangione » 09 Apr 2010, 12:45am

Misheard: "It's in my ass! It's in my ass!"
Real lyric: "It's in my eyes! It's in my eyes!"
"In My Eyes" by Minor Threat

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Re: Misheard Lyrics

Post by tepista » 09 Apr 2010, 11:40am

ImSoBoredWithTheUSA wrote:Misheard: "It's in my ass! It's in my ass!"
Real lyric: "It's in my eyes! It's in my eyes!"
"In My Eyes" by Minor Threat
And Peter Gabriel sings "In Your Ass".
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Re: Misheard Lyrics

Post by JennyB » 09 Apr 2010, 12:06pm

ImSoBoredWithTheUSA wrote:Misheard: "[Don't] Cum/Come in the port-o-potty, cum on my shirt! Whooooa-ooo...."
Real lyric: "They come for the party. Come to make sure! Whooooa-ooo..."
"Complete Control" by The Clash

or in the beginning...

Misheard: "JASON! Release 'Remote Control'..."
Actual: "They said, 'release 'Remote Control''..."


Quick! Come in the port-a-potty, I want you to cum on my shirt!
I take it you've seen this groundbreaking piece of work, right?

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Re: Misheard Lyrics

Post by Dr. Medulla » 09 Sep 2011, 1:23pm

Listening to The Frank and Walters The Grand Parade, specifically the song "Tony Cochrane," which has the chorus, "Wish I was Tony Cochrane." However, I always hear it as "Wish I was Tony's cock ring."
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Re: Misheard Lyrics

Post by Chuck Mangione » 09 Sep 2011, 2:21pm

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