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Re: Misheard Lyrics
Posted: 07 Apr 2016, 12:04pm
by tepista
JennyB wrote:tepista wrote:Aaaaaaaaalison.....my anus, too.
You're the best, Tep.
I actually copied that one from a FB friend who said her 11 year old son came up with it. No pressure on your kid, though.
Re: Misheard Lyrics
Posted: 07 Apr 2016, 12:20pm
by Dr. Medulla
tepista wrote:JennyB wrote:tepista wrote:Aaaaaaaaalison.....my anus, too.
You're the best, Tep.
I actually copied that one from a FB friend who said her 11 year old son came up with it. No pressure on your kid, though.
Tense supper at the Van Hagar house tonight. "Come on! Be funny! BE. FUNNY."
Re: Misheard Lyrics
Posted: 07 Apr 2016, 12:25pm
by BostonBeaneater
Dr. Medulla wrote:tepista wrote:JennyB wrote:tepista wrote:Aaaaaaaaalison.....my anus, too.
You're the best, Tep.
I actually copied that one from a FB friend who said her 11 year old son came up with it. No pressure on your kid, though.
Tense supper at the Van Hagar house tonight. "Come on! Be funny! BE. FUNNY."
Re: Misheard Lyrics
Posted: 07 Apr 2016, 1:32pm
by tepista
BostonBeaneater wrote:Dr. Medulla wrote:tepista wrote:JennyB wrote:tepista wrote:Aaaaaaaaalison.....my anus, too.
You're the best, Tep.
I actually copied that one from a FB friend who said her 11 year old son came up with it. No pressure on your kid, though.
Tense supper at the Van Hagar house tonight. "Come on! Be funny! BE. FUNNY."
"I got one mom.....'Hot Tramp! Oregano!'"
"Go to your room."
Re: Misheard Lyrics
Posted: 07 Apr 2016, 2:26pm
by JennyB
tepista wrote:BostonBeaneater wrote:Dr. Medulla wrote:tepista wrote:JennyB wrote:
You're the best, Tep.
I actually copied that one from a FB friend who said her 11 year old son came up with it. No pressure on your kid, though.
Tense supper at the Van Hagar house tonight. "Come on! Be funny! BE. FUNNY."
"I got one mom.....'Hot Tramp! Oregano!'"
"Go to your room."
Re: Misheard Lyrics
Posted: 02 Mar 2017, 12:32am
by tepista
Bowie's "Time"
I've had so many dreams, I've had so many grapefruits
Re: Misheard Lyrics
Posted: 14 Jun 2018, 5:34pm
by Heston
I'm watching an AC/DC doc and just found out that the first line of Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution is "heavy decibels are playing on my guitar", which for 38 years I've thought was "help me, there's a peasant playing on my guitar."
Another amusing (for Limeys) misheard lyric I heard recently was a workmate singing "I'm all Adam Faith" instead of "I'm all outta faith" to Natalie Imbruglia's "Torn."
Re: Misheard Lyrics
Posted: 14 Jun 2018, 5:37pm
by eumaas
Heston wrote: ↑14 Jun 2018, 5:34pm
I'm watching an AC/DC doc and just found out that the first line of Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution is "heavy decibels are playing on my guitar", which for 38 years I've thought was "help me, there's a peasant playing on my guitar."
Hey, here's an apposite passage from my Middle Egyptian textbook:
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Re: Misheard Lyrics
Posted: 14 Jun 2018, 5:49pm
by Heston
BitterTom wrote: ↑10 Nov 2015, 2:56pm
Oh many but for now, just off the top of my head
Smithers-Jones - The Jam
Actual: The clock on the wall hasn't yet struck 9
Misheard: The clock on the wall has an extra 9
Assumed it meant something I couldn't comprehend. I always assumed it meant something clever and when I finally realised it was wrong it was one of those, "oh yeah, that makes sense" moments.
Looking back on this thread and I've just remembered a line I misheard for a while in this song...
"You're the same as him, you like tits and knees"
Actual line is "you're the same as him, you like tinned sardines"
Re: Misheard Lyrics
Posted: 14 Jun 2018, 5:50pm
by eumaas
Heston wrote: ↑14 Jun 2018, 5:49pm
BitterTom wrote: ↑10 Nov 2015, 2:56pm
Oh many but for now, just off the top of my head
Smithers-Jones - The Jam
Actual: The clock on the wall hasn't yet struck 9
Misheard: The clock on the wall has an extra 9
Assumed it meant something I couldn't comprehend. I always assumed it meant something clever and when I finally realised it was wrong it was one of those, "oh yeah, that makes sense" moments.
Looking back on this thread and I've just remembered a line I misheard for a while in this song...
"You're the same as him, you like tits and knees"
Actual line is "you're the same as him, you like tinned sardines"
pervert
Re: Misheard Lyrics
Posted: 14 Jun 2018, 5:58pm
by Heston
eumaas wrote: ↑14 Jun 2018, 5:50pm
Heston wrote: ↑14 Jun 2018, 5:49pm
BitterTom wrote: ↑10 Nov 2015, 2:56pm
Oh many but for now, just off the top of my head
Smithers-Jones - The Jam
Actual: The clock on the wall hasn't yet struck 9
Misheard: The clock on the wall has an extra 9
Assumed it meant something I couldn't comprehend. I always assumed it meant something clever and when I finally realised it was wrong it was one of those, "oh yeah, that makes sense" moments.
Looking back on this thread and I've just remembered a line I misheard for a while in this song...
"You're the same as him, you like tits and knees"
Actual line is "you're the same as him, you like tinned sardines"
pervert
Hey, I was 14, of course I was a pervert.
Re: Misheard Lyrics
Posted: 14 Jun 2018, 5:59pm
by Dr. Medulla
Wire's "Map Ref" has this bit: "Lines of longitude and latitude / Define and refine my altitude." And I know those are the correct words. But in my head, I always change them to "Lines of longitude and lassitude / Define and refine my attitude."
Re: Misheard Lyrics
Posted: 29 Jul 2018, 11:45am
by tepista
buffalo soldier, just likes pasta.
Re: Misheard Lyrics
Posted: 30 Jul 2018, 5:50pm
by Marky Dread
tepista wrote: ↑29 Jul 2018, 11:45am
buffalo soldier, just likes pasta.
Hey buffalo soldiers gotta eat!
Re: Misheard Lyrics
Posted: 30 Jul 2018, 5:50pm
by Marky Dread
Heston wrote: ↑14 Jun 2018, 5:58pm
eumaas wrote: ↑14 Jun 2018, 5:50pm
Heston wrote: ↑14 Jun 2018, 5:49pm
BitterTom wrote: ↑10 Nov 2015, 2:56pm
Oh many but for now, just off the top of my head
Smithers-Jones - The Jam
Actual: The clock on the wall hasn't yet struck 9
Misheard: The clock on the wall has an extra 9
Assumed it meant something I couldn't comprehend. I always assumed it meant something clever and when I finally realised it was wrong it was one of those, "oh yeah, that makes sense" moments.
Looking back on this thread and I've just remembered a line I misheard for a while in this song...
"You're the same as him, you like tits and knees"
Actual line is "you're the same as him, you like tinned sardines"
pervert
Hey, I'm 44, of course I'm a pervert.