Misheard Lyrics

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101Walterton wrote:Another Jam one from Strange Town:

Me: I bought from the natives a guide book.

Weller: I bought an A to Z guide book.
I like this one, it could still perfectly make sense!

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Motorhead "Bomber"

"It's Obama, it's Obama"
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tepista wrote:Motorhead "Bomber"

"It's Obama, it's Obama"
I was thinking that just the other day when it came up on my phone.

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In "Blank Space" by Taylor Swift I thought "Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane", was "All the lonely Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane."
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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101Walterton wrote:All the Starbucks lovers - Taylor Swift Blank Space

If I ever meet her I will argue till the cows come home that that is what she says, despite her denials.
19 Dec 2014, 6:56am


Come on Heston get with it!!!

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101Walterton wrote:
101Walterton wrote:All the Starbucks lovers - Taylor Swift Blank Space

If I ever meet her I will argue till the cows come home that that is what she says, despite her denials.
19 Dec 2014, 6:56am


Come on Heston get with it!!!
Aha, great minds etc...
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
101Walterton wrote:
101Walterton wrote:All the Starbucks lovers - Taylor Swift Blank Space

If I ever meet her I will argue till the cows come home that that is what she says, despite her denials.
19 Dec 2014, 6:56am


Come on Heston get with it!!!
Aha, great minds etc...
Yeah you know what they say, 'great minds, shit ears'.

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Heston wrote:
101Walterton wrote:
101Walterton wrote:All the Starbucks lovers - Taylor Swift Blank Space

If I ever meet her I will argue till the cows come home that that is what she says, despite her denials.
19 Dec 2014, 6:56am


Come on Heston get with it!!!
Aha, great minds etc...
Simple more like. :mrgreen:
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David Bowie's "All the Madmen" - "I'm a paedo, spit on me, gimme some good aul' lobotomy."
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And the all-time Bowie classic "The smell of fat chicks..."
Got a Rake? Sure!

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Bowie edition cont.

He talks like a jerk but he could eat you with a fuckin' spoon
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JennyB wrote:And the all-time Bowie classic "The smell of fat chicks..."
:mrgreen:
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Aaaaaaaaalison.....my anus, too.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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tepista wrote:Aaaaaaaaalison.....my anus, too.
Well I hear you got a polyp now...
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tepista wrote:Aaaaaaaaalison.....my anus, too.
:mrgreen: You're the best, Tep.
Got a Rake? Sure!

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