Misheard Lyrics

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Re: Misheard Lyrics

Post by BitterTom » 11 Nov 2015, 10:12am

101Walterton wrote:Another Jam one from Strange Town:

Me: I bought from the natives a guide book.

Weller: I bought an A to Z guide book.
I like this one, it could still perfectly make sense!

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Re: Misheard Lyrics

Post by tepista » 28 Dec 2015, 9:11pm

Motorhead "Bomber"

"It's Obama, it's Obama"
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We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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Re: Misheard Lyrics

Post by revbob » 28 Dec 2015, 10:21pm

tepista wrote:Motorhead "Bomber"

"It's Obama, it's Obama"
I was thinking that just the other day when it came up on my phone.

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Re: Misheard Lyrics

Post by Heston » 28 Jan 2016, 4:54pm

In "Blank Space" by Taylor Swift I thought "Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane", was "All the lonely Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane."
I just polished off some Low Country shrimp & grits and a mess of collards. That's a hell of a strain on the arm.

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Re: Misheard Lyrics

Post by 101Walterton » 28 Jan 2016, 7:42pm

101Walterton wrote:All the Starbucks lovers - Taylor Swift Blank Space

If I ever meet her I will argue till the cows come home that that is what she says, despite her denials.
19 Dec 2014, 6:56am


Come on Heston get with it!!!

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Re: Misheard Lyrics

Post by Heston » 28 Jan 2016, 7:44pm

101Walterton wrote:
101Walterton wrote:All the Starbucks lovers - Taylor Swift Blank Space

If I ever meet her I will argue till the cows come home that that is what she says, despite her denials.
19 Dec 2014, 6:56am


Come on Heston get with it!!!
Aha, great minds etc...
I just polished off some Low Country shrimp & grits and a mess of collards. That's a hell of a strain on the arm.

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Re: Misheard Lyrics

Post by 101Walterton » 28 Jan 2016, 7:56pm

Heston wrote:
101Walterton wrote:
101Walterton wrote:All the Starbucks lovers - Taylor Swift Blank Space

If I ever meet her I will argue till the cows come home that that is what she says, despite her denials.
19 Dec 2014, 6:56am


Come on Heston get with it!!!
Aha, great minds etc...
Yeah you know what they say, 'great minds, shit ears'.

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Re: Misheard Lyrics

Post by Marky Dread » 28 Jan 2016, 8:29pm

Heston wrote:
101Walterton wrote:
101Walterton wrote:All the Starbucks lovers - Taylor Swift Blank Space

If I ever meet her I will argue till the cows come home that that is what she says, despite her denials.
19 Dec 2014, 6:56am


Come on Heston get with it!!!
Aha, great minds etc...
Simple more like. :mrgreen:
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Re: Misheard Lyrics

Post by CheliVenco » 30 Jan 2016, 12:06pm

David Bowie's "All the Madmen" - "I'm a paedo, spit on me, gimme some good aul' lobotomy."
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Re: Misheard Lyrics

Post by JennyB » 30 Jan 2016, 12:59pm

And the all-time Bowie classic "The smell of fat chicks..."
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Re: Misheard Lyrics

Post by tepista » 03 Feb 2016, 5:32pm

Bowie edition cont.

He talks like a jerk but he could eat you with a fuckin' spoon
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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Re: Misheard Lyrics

Post by Marky Dread » 03 Feb 2016, 9:51pm

JennyB wrote:And the all-time Bowie classic "The smell of fat chicks..."
:mrgreen:
"It's time to take the humanity back into the center of the ring and follow that for a time."
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Re: Misheard Lyrics

Post by tepista » 06 Apr 2016, 3:43pm

Aaaaaaaaalison.....my anus, too.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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Re: Misheard Lyrics

Post by BostonBeaneater » 06 Apr 2016, 4:07pm

tepista wrote:Aaaaaaaaalison.....my anus, too.
Well I hear you got a polyp now...
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Re: Misheard Lyrics

Post by JennyB » 07 Apr 2016, 10:37am

tepista wrote:Aaaaaaaaalison.....my anus, too.
:mrgreen: You're the best, Tep.
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