I like this one, it could still perfectly make sense!101Walterton wrote:Another Jam one from Strange Town:
Me: I bought from the natives a guide book.
Weller: I bought an A to Z guide book.
Misheard Lyrics
Re: Misheard Lyrics
- tepista
- Foul-Mouthed Werewolf
- Posts: 37872
- Joined: 16 Jun 2008, 11:25am
- Location: Livin on a fault line, Waiting on the big one
Re: Misheard Lyrics
Motorhead "Bomber"
"It's Obama, it's Obama"
"It's Obama, it's Obama"
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
Re: Misheard Lyrics
I was thinking that just the other day when it came up on my phone.tepista wrote:Motorhead "Bomber"
"It's Obama, it's Obama"
- Heston
- God of Thunder...and Rock 'n Roll
- Posts: 38356
- Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 4:07pm
- Location: North of Watford Junction
Re: Misheard Lyrics
In "Blank Space" by Taylor Swift I thought "Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane", was "All the lonely Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane."
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
- 101Walterton
- The Best
- Posts: 21973
- Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 5:36pm
- Location: Volcanic Rock In The Pacific
Re: Misheard Lyrics
19 Dec 2014, 6:56am101Walterton wrote:All the Starbucks lovers - Taylor Swift Blank Space
If I ever meet her I will argue till the cows come home that that is what she says, despite her denials.
Come on Heston get with it!!!
- Heston
- God of Thunder...and Rock 'n Roll
- Posts: 38356
- Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 4:07pm
- Location: North of Watford Junction
Re: Misheard Lyrics
Aha, great minds etc...101Walterton wrote:19 Dec 2014, 6:56am101Walterton wrote:All the Starbucks lovers - Taylor Swift Blank Space
If I ever meet her I will argue till the cows come home that that is what she says, despite her denials.
Come on Heston get with it!!!
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
- 101Walterton
- The Best
- Posts: 21973
- Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 5:36pm
- Location: Volcanic Rock In The Pacific
Re: Misheard Lyrics
Yeah you know what they say, 'great minds, shit ears'.Heston wrote:Aha, great minds etc...101Walterton wrote:19 Dec 2014, 6:56am101Walterton wrote:All the Starbucks lovers - Taylor Swift Blank Space
If I ever meet her I will argue till the cows come home that that is what she says, despite her denials.
Come on Heston get with it!!!
- Marky Dread
- Messiah of the Milk Bar
- Posts: 58889
- Joined: 17 Jun 2008, 11:26am
Re: Misheard Lyrics
Simple more like.Heston wrote:Aha, great minds etc...101Walterton wrote:19 Dec 2014, 6:56am101Walterton wrote:All the Starbucks lovers - Taylor Swift Blank Space
If I ever meet her I will argue till the cows come home that that is what she says, despite her denials.
Come on Heston get with it!!!
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
- CheliVenco
- Corner Soul
- Posts: 24
- Joined: 28 Jan 2016, 6:25am
Re: Misheard Lyrics
David Bowie's "All the Madmen" - "I'm a paedo, spit on me, gimme some good aul' lobotomy."
Cheli Venco, music writer, terrible poet, and occasional musician.
Cheli Venco... dot Com! The new music blog, including edits of the old articles.
Cheli Venco... dot Com! The new music blog, including edits of the old articles.
Re: Misheard Lyrics
And the all-time Bowie classic "The smell of fat chicks..."
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
- tepista
- Foul-Mouthed Werewolf
- Posts: 37872
- Joined: 16 Jun 2008, 11:25am
- Location: Livin on a fault line, Waiting on the big one
Re: Misheard Lyrics
Bowie edition cont.
He talks like a jerk but he could eat you with a fuckin' spoon
He talks like a jerk but he could eat you with a fuckin' spoon
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
- Marky Dread
- Messiah of the Milk Bar
- Posts: 58889
- Joined: 17 Jun 2008, 11:26am
Re: Misheard Lyrics
JennyB wrote:And the all-time Bowie classic "The smell of fat chicks..."
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
- tepista
- Foul-Mouthed Werewolf
- Posts: 37872
- Joined: 16 Jun 2008, 11:25am
- Location: Livin on a fault line, Waiting on the big one
Re: Misheard Lyrics
Aaaaaaaaalison.....my anus, too.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
- BostonBeaneater
- Autonomous Insect Cyborg Sentinel
- Posts: 11944
- Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 7:24pm
- Location: Between the moon and New York City
Re: Misheard Lyrics
Well I hear you got a polyp now...tepista wrote:Aaaaaaaaalison.....my anus, too.
Re: Misheard Lyrics
You're the best, Tep.tepista wrote:Aaaaaaaaalison.....my anus, too.
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy