Heston wrote:Unlike being a fan of Saxon.Dr. Medulla wrote:I wouldn't call myself a fan, but I wouldn't say that being a Patsy Cline fan should carry any shame.Olaf wrote:Patsy Cline
Everyone has a little Hoy in them
Re: Everyone has a little Hoy in them
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Re: Everyone has a little Hoy in them
Nominee for worst lyrics threadeumaas wrote:Heston wrote:Unlike being a fan of Saxon.Dr. Medulla wrote:I wouldn't call myself a fan, but I wouldn't say that being a Patsy Cline fan should carry any shame.Olaf wrote:Patsy Cline
Did you read the music paper from the back and to the front
Did you find out where to see your favorite band
Did you listen to the radio every Friday night
Did hang around your local record store
Denim and Leather
Brought us all together
It was you that set the spirit free
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
Re: Everyone has a little Hoy in them
Especially "Fort Lauderdale Chamber of Commerce". I get a lot of perverse enjoyment out of the "Greatest Shit" CD.Dr. Medulla wrote:Even "Fort Lauderdale Chamber of Commerce"?Olaf wrote:They're all great.Dr. Medulla wrote:Dominic the Impotent Bull—great Elvis song or greatest Elvis song?Olaf wrote:Of course, 70s Elvis goes without saying. I also tend to enjoy most of the movie soundtracks.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?
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If I didn't know better I would think they were German.tepista wrote:Nominee for worst lyrics threadeumaas wrote:Heston wrote:Unlike being a fan of Saxon.Dr. Medulla wrote:I wouldn't call myself a fan, but I wouldn't say that being a Patsy Cline fan should carry any shame.Olaf wrote:Patsy Cline
Did you read the music paper from the back and to the front
Did you find out where to see your favorite band
Did you listen to the radio every Friday night
Did hang around your local record store
Denim and Leather
Brought us all together
It was you that set the spirit free
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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As do I. There's something weirdly satisfying about a guy with that much talent singing about the most inane shit imaginable. "Cut Me & I Bleed" and "Having Fun Onstage With Elvis" are also great from that angle.Olaf wrote:Especially "Fort Lauderdale Chamber of Commerce". I get a lot of perverse enjoyment out of the "Greatest Shit" CD.Dr. Medulla wrote:Even "Fort Lauderdale Chamber of Commerce"?Olaf wrote:They're all great.Dr. Medulla wrote:Dominic the Impotent Bull—great Elvis song or greatest Elvis song?Olaf wrote:Of course, 70s Elvis goes without saying. I also tend to enjoy most of the movie soundtracks.
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Re: Everyone has a little Hoy in them
Well, they're Germanic.Heston wrote:If I didn't know better I would think they were German.tepista wrote:Nominee for worst lyrics threadeumaas wrote:Heston wrote:Unlike being a fan of Saxon.Dr. Medulla wrote: I wouldn't call myself a fan, but I wouldn't say that being a Patsy Cline fan should carry any shame.
Did you read the music paper from the back and to the front
Did you find out where to see your favorite band
Did you listen to the radio every Friday night
Did hang around your local record store
Denim and Leather
Brought us all together
It was you that set the spirit free
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?
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By the way, by ear, I always thought it was "Denim and Leather burns on together" which is even worse and doesn't make make sense.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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I always thought it was "Denim and Leather runs all together" and was a comment on the laundry problems of a touring heavy metal band.tepista wrote:By the way, by ear, I always thought it was "Denim and Leather burns on together" which is even worse and doesn't make make sense.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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I was kinda disappointed to find out "Princess of the Night" was actually about a train.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?
Re: Everyone has a little Hoy in them
Ooooh, guess what my friends and I got (had) to witness (suffer through) last night?Dr. Medulla wrote:I'll cop to loving "Dancing Queen." Just a perfect pop song.Heston wrote:Abba
Their neighbor, a gay Korean man with a spanish first name (don't ask me) having a Mamma Mia party (that's all we could surmise), and playing --- over and over again --- "Waterloo" whilst karaoke-ing over it (in his Korean accent) and leading a troupe of friends (imbeciles) in a dance routine, replete with "jazz hands."
Oh yes we did.
I think, possibly, one of the most surreal moments of my life.
And, ps, I'll not be listing my Hoy-ness.... Even in the only-briefly-safe-from-shame thread, I'd still lose my Clash Fan rights if I posted some of the things I have on my iPod.
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Reminds me of the episode of King of the Hill where Kahn sings "She Blinded Me With Science," and Hank remarks, "I've never heard that song done with just one note."KokaKola wrote:Ooooh, guess what my friends and I got (had) to witness (suffer through) last night?
Their neighbor, a gay Korean man with a spanish first name (don't ask me) having a Mamma Mia party (that's all we could surmise), and playing --- over and over again --- "Waterloo" whilst karaoke-ing over it (in his Korean accent) and leading a troupe of friends (imbeciles) in a dance routine, replete with "jazz hands."
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Re: Everyone has a little Hoy in them
I almost included how monotone his voice was, too, but thought it might tip the scales of 'badness'....Dr. Medulla wrote:Reminds me of the episode of King of the Hill where Kahn sings "She Blinded Me With Science," and Hank remarks, "I've never heard that song done with just one note."KokaKola wrote:Ooooh, guess what my friends and I got (had) to witness (suffer through) last night?
Their neighbor, a gay Korean man with a spanish first name (don't ask me) having a Mamma Mia party (that's all we could surmise), and playing --- over and over again --- "Waterloo" whilst karaoke-ing over it (in his Korean accent) and leading a troupe of friends (imbeciles) in a dance routine, replete with "jazz hands."
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Kylie Minogue
Lil' Wayne (selected singles)
Brazilian 80's death metal... actually wait, no apologies for any on my metal tastes.
CSNY
Meat Loaf
Neil Sedaka
Bruuuuce Nebraska
modern dancehall
Chic
Indian/Bollywood pop
Lil' Wayne (selected singles)
Brazilian 80's death metal... actually wait, no apologies for any on my metal tastes.
CSNY
Meat Loaf
Neil Sedaka
Bruuuuce Nebraska
modern dancehall
Chic
Indian/Bollywood pop
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FUCK YEAH.threecoffins wrote: Brazilian 80's death metal... actually wait, no apologies for any on my metal tastes.
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Re: Everyone has a little Hoy in them
The moral of this thread, I think, is that people are way too self-critical about what they feel like they should or shouldn't be listening to. Most of the stuff I've seen listed here ranges from not-that-bad to pretty-damned-good.
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