This video was just on in a batch dedicated to 1983.
1) What an awful song. Even Heston must hate this.
2) Rod Stewart has one of the most god-awful voices of any successful pop singer. Just defies all reason and probability. He and Axl will be waiting in hell to serenade me for eternity.
3) Did he scalp Linda McCartney for that hair, and was subsequently scalped by Paul Weller? Did none of these people own a mirror or have people who loved them to say, "No. You look like a charwoman's brush"?
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
This video was just on in a batch dedicated to 1983.
1) What an awful song. Even Heston must hate this.
2) Rod Stewart has one of the most god-awful voices of any successful pop singer. Just defies all reason and probability. He and Axl will be waiting in hell to serenade me for eternity.
3) Did he scalp Linda McCartney for that hair, and was subsequently scalped by Paul Weller? Did none of these people own a mirror or have people who loved them to say, "No. You look like a charwoman's brush"?
I used to mime to it in the mirror with a hairbrush wearing my sister's pastel-shade jacket.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
This video was just on in a batch dedicated to 1983.
1) What an awful song. Even Heston must hate this.
2) Rod Stewart has one of the most god-awful voices of any successful pop singer. Just defies all reason and probability. He and Axl will be waiting in hell to serenade me for eternity.
3) Did he scalp Linda McCartney for that hair, and was subsequently scalped by Paul Weller? Did none of these people own a mirror or have people who loved them to say, "No. You look like a charwoman's brush"?
I used to mime to it in the mirror with a hairbrush wearing my sister's pastel-shade jacket.
Every time I try to give you the benefit of the doubt, you spit at my good faith.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
This video was just on in a batch dedicated to 1983.
1) What an awful song. Even Heston must hate this.
2) Rod Stewart has one of the most god-awful voices of any successful pop singer. Just defies all reason and probability. He and Axl will be waiting in hell to serenade me for eternity.
3) Did he scalp Linda McCartney for that hair, and was subsequently scalped by Paul Weller? Did none of these people own a mirror or have people who loved them to say, "No. You look like a charwoman's brush"?
Despite it's 80'sness it is still far from his worst.
And you didn't mention his dancing!!!!
This video was just on in a batch dedicated to 1983.
1) What an awful song. Even Heston must hate this.
2) Rod Stewart has one of the most god-awful voices of any successful pop singer. Just defies all reason and probability. He and Axl will be waiting in hell to serenade me for eternity.
3) Did he scalp Linda McCartney for that hair, and was subsequently scalped by Paul Weller? Did none of these people own a mirror or have people who loved them to say, "No. You look like a charwoman's brush"?
Despite it's 80'sness it is still far from his worst.
And you didn't mention his dancing!!!!
Dancing? I thought he was dealing with a painful outbreak of crotch rot.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
This video was just on in a batch dedicated to 1983.
1) What an awful song. Even Heston must hate this.
2) Rod Stewart has one of the most god-awful voices of any successful pop singer. Just defies all reason and probability. He and Axl will be waiting in hell to serenade me for eternity.
3) Did he scalp Linda McCartney for that hair, and was subsequently scalped by Paul Weller? Did none of these people own a mirror or have people who loved them to say, "No. You look like a charwoman's brush"?
Despite it's 80'sness it is still far from his worst.
And you didn't mention his dancing!!!!
Dancing? I thought he was dealing with a painful outbreak of crotch rot.
Talking of crotch rot did I tell you the story of how I once stayed in an adjoining hotel room to Rod's wife and we had interconnection doors????
This video was just on in a batch dedicated to 1983.
1) What an awful song. Even Heston must hate this.
2) Rod Stewart has one of the most god-awful voices of any successful pop singer. Just defies all reason and probability. He and Axl will be waiting in hell to serenade me for eternity.
3) Did he scalp Linda McCartney for that hair, and was subsequently scalped by Paul Weller? Did none of these people own a mirror or have people who loved them to say, "No. You look like a charwoman's brush"?
Despite it's 80'sness it is still far from his worst.
And you didn't mention his dancing!!!!
Dancing? I thought he was dealing with a painful outbreak of crotch rot.
Talking of crotch rot did I tell you the story of how I once stayed in an adjoining hotel room to Rod's wife and we had interconnection doors????
There'd better be a payoff to this story, so go on, sir …
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
This video was just on in a batch dedicated to 1983.
1) What an awful song. Even Heston must hate this.
2) Rod Stewart has one of the most god-awful voices of any successful pop singer. Just defies all reason and probability. He and Axl will be waiting in hell to serenade me for eternity.
3) Did he scalp Linda McCartney for that hair, and was subsequently scalped by Paul Weller? Did none of these people own a mirror or have people who loved them to say, "No. You look like a charwoman's brush"?
Despite it's 80'sness it is still far from his worst.
And you didn't mention his dancing!!!!
Dancing? I thought he was dealing with a painful outbreak of crotch rot.
Talking of crotch rot did I tell you the story of how I once stayed in an adjoining hotel room to Rod's wife and we had interconnection doors????
There'd better be a payoff to this story, so go on, sir …
The story peaked early unfortunately.
After trying to see if the interconnecting door was locked or not (you have to don't you?) I noted that she moved the drawers in front of it!!
Despite it's 80'sness it is still far from his worst.
And you didn't mention his dancing!!!!
Dancing? I thought he was dealing with a painful outbreak of crotch rot.
Talking of crotch rot did I tell you the story of how I once stayed in an adjoining hotel room to Rod's wife and we had interconnection doors????
There'd better be a payoff to this story, so go on, sir …
The story peaked early unfortunately.
After trying to see if the interconnecting door was locked or not (you have to don't you?) I noted that she moved the drawers in front of it!!
Surely it should of been plain sailing for a young Turk like you to get a peek at her hot legs.
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
Despite it's 80'sness it is still far from his worst.
And you didn't mention his dancing!!!!
Dancing? I thought he was dealing with a painful outbreak of crotch rot.
Talking of crotch rot did I tell you the story of how I once stayed in an adjoining hotel room to Rod's wife and we had interconnection doors????
There'd better be a payoff to this story, so go on, sir …
The story peaked early unfortunately.
After trying to see if the interconnecting door was locked or not (you have to don't you?) I noted that she moved the drawers in front of it!!
So no naked fun with you and Rachel Hunter, just you coming off as a bit of a creeper.
Dancing? I thought he was dealing with a painful outbreak of crotch rot.
Talking of crotch rot did I tell you the story of how I once stayed in an adjoining hotel room to Rod's wife and we had interconnection doors????
There'd better be a payoff to this story, so go on, sir …
The story peaked early unfortunately.
After trying to see if the interconnecting door was locked or not (you have to don't you?) I noted that she moved the drawers in front of it!!
Surely it should of been plain sailing for a young Turk like you to get a peek at her hot legs.
Dancing? I thought he was dealing with a painful outbreak of crotch rot.
Talking of crotch rot did I tell you the story of how I once stayed in an adjoining hotel room to Rod's wife and we had interconnection doors????
There'd better be a payoff to this story, so go on, sir …
The story peaked early unfortunately.
After trying to see if the interconnecting door was locked or not (you have to don't you?) I noted that she moved the drawers in front of it!!
So no naked fun with you and Rachel Hunter, just you coming off as a bit of a creeper.
Exactly.
However having said that it was a small boutique hotel and I was there with my wife and 3 other couples. We had a big party in one of the suites and some other friends turned up (this is less than 5kms from my house). In the morning we were in the reception looking very sheepish and Rachel Hunter walked through. Someone apologised about the noise and she said she was disappointed she didn't get an invite!!!
