Wolter wrote:
I bet she could tie a knot in tzitzis with her tongue.
Challah back, girl!
I'd like to hit that tuchis with my mezuzah.
She doesn't have to wait for Rosh Hashanah to blow my shofar.
If you two are representative, Hebrew smut talk is pretty weak.
Bear in mind neither of us are actually in The Tribe. Eumaas is a crypto-Jew and I am a Shabbes Goy.[/quote]
Yeah, don't forget our 2004 campaign slogan:
Crypto-Jew and Shabbes Goy:
Not quite Jewish, not quite Goy!
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
Dr. Medulla wrote:
"Lost in Translation" was the only flick of hers where I was impressed (of those that I've seen). Otherwise, yeah, her ability doesn't exactly stand out as much as her profile does.
Agreed.
That doesn't mean I wouldn't toss it in her butt, though.
Was that a line from your play? If not it should be.
Nope. Pure Wolter.
Well you should just stick it in there the next time. I'm sure it would be a crowd pleaser.
Dr. Medulla wrote:
"Lost in Translation" was the only flick of hers where I was impressed (of those that I've seen). Otherwise, yeah, her ability doesn't exactly stand out as much as her profile does.
Agreed.
That doesn't mean I wouldn't toss it in her butt, though.
Was that a line from your play? If not it should be.
Nope. Pure Wolter.
Well you should just toss it in her the next time. I'm sure it would be a crowd pleaser.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
A friend of mine once told me that he thought Scarlett Johansson was ugly, and it took about half an hour for the conversation to recover. Whole lot of awkward staring into our coffee moments after that.
Then he has the audacity to tell me that Natalie Portman looks way better, which is such bullshit. Such bullshit.
P.S. Johansson's actually a very solid actress when she's not cast in big-budget studio schlock as the experienced, conniving sexy woman. She's excellent in Lost in Translation and Ghost World.
