So what's our opinion of the Scarlett Johansson thing?

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matedog wrote:I noticed on last.fm that Flex has been listening to it a bunch. I don't know if that's what he uses to pull one off or what.
Aural sex. :shifty:

I downloaded the album because I was impressed with a few of the songs I heard. I was intrigued since it was produced by David Sitek and the band included members of groups like the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. After listening to the album, I'd say there's some pretty solid stuff but I lost interest towards the end. The music doesn't sound "inauthentic" or anything to me, since her love of the songs is pretty obvious and she doesn't seem to be trying to make a "statement" or anything. "Falling Down" (I believe I have it on my muxtape) is really great though, along with a few others. Her voice, as noted in this thread, is surprisingly good. It's not an album I'd listen to often but I wouldn't mind hearing a track or two come up when I'm listening to music on shuffle or making a playlist.

Also, Scarlet Johansson is really insanely hot, as noted. Further evidence:
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She can't act for shit, and I have no interest in hearing her sing. If she does naked pictures, let me know.
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now here's a good waits cover:
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Flex wrote:Also, Scarlet Johansson is really insanely hot, as noted. Further evidence:
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Jesus fucking Christ. Dirty beyond all imagination.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Flex wrote:Also, Scarlet Johansson is really insanely hot, as noted. Further evidence:
Image
Jesus fucking Christ. Dirty beyond all imagination.
Every time the thought crosses my mind that I may be putting her on too much of a Hotness Pedestal, a pic like that shows up...

Whew.
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Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Flex wrote:Also, Scarlet Johansson is really insanely hot, as noted. Further evidence:
Image
Jesus fucking Christ. Dirty beyond all imagination.
Every time the thought crosses my mind that I may be putting her on too much of a Hotness Pedestal, a pic like that shows up...

Whew.
Indeed.

It's funny how I thought "Oh yay! I finally like an Aryan-looking woman!" and she turns out to be Jewish.
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
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eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Flex wrote:Also, Scarlet Johansson is really insanely hot, as noted. Further evidence:
Image
Jesus fucking Christ. Dirty beyond all imagination.
Every time the thought crosses my mind that I may be putting her on too much of a Hotness Pedestal, a pic like that shows up...

Whew.
Indeed.

It's funny how I thought "Oh yay! I finally like an Aryan-looking woman!" and she turns out to be Jewish.
I'd spend time on her Kibbutz.
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Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Flex wrote:Also, Scarlet Johansson is really insanely hot, as noted. Further evidence:
Image
Jesus fucking Christ. Dirty beyond all imagination.
Every time the thought crosses my mind that I may be putting her on too much of a Hotness Pedestal, a pic like that shows up...

Whew.
Indeed.

It's funny how I thought "Oh yay! I finally like an Aryan-looking woman!" and she turns out to be Jewish.
I'd spend time on her Kibbutz.
I bet she could tie a knot in tzitzis with her tongue.
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
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eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote: Jesus fucking Christ. Dirty beyond all imagination.
Every time the thought crosses my mind that I may be putting her on too much of a Hotness Pedestal, a pic like that shows up...

Whew.
Indeed.

It's funny how I thought "Oh yay! I finally like an Aryan-looking woman!" and she turns out to be Jewish.
I'd spend time on her Kibbutz.
I bet she could tie a knot in tzitzis with her tongue.
Challah back, girl!
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Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote: Every time the thought crosses my mind that I may be putting her on too much of a Hotness Pedestal, a pic like that shows up...

Whew.
Indeed.

It's funny how I thought "Oh yay! I finally like an Aryan-looking woman!" and she turns out to be Jewish.
I'd spend time on her Kibbutz.
I bet she could tie a knot in tzitzis with her tongue.
Challah back, girl!
I'd like to hit that tuchis with my mezuzah.
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman

I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
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eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Flex wrote:Also, Scarlet Johansson is really insanely hot, as noted. Further evidence:
Image
Jesus fucking Christ. Dirty beyond all imagination.
Every time the thought crosses my mind that I may be putting her on too much of a Hotness Pedestal, a pic like that shows up...

Whew.
Indeed.

It's funny how I thought "Oh yay! I finally like an Aryan-looking woman!" and she turns out to be Jewish.
To be fair, I believe she is half.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote: Indeed.

It's funny how I thought "Oh yay! I finally like an Aryan-looking woman!" and she turns out to be Jewish.
I'd spend time on her Kibbutz.
I bet she could tie a knot in tzitzis with her tongue.
Challah back, girl!
I'd like to hit that tuchis with my mezuzah.
She doesn't have to wait for Rosh Hashanah to blow my shofar.
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Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote: I'd spend time on her Kibbutz.
I bet she could tie a knot in tzitzis with her tongue.
Challah back, girl!
I'd like to hit that tuchis with my mezuzah.
She doesn't have to wait for Rosh Hashanah to blow my shofar.
If you two are representative, Hebrew smut talk is pretty weak.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote: I bet she could tie a knot in tzitzis with her tongue.
Challah back, girl!
I'd like to hit that tuchis with my mezuzah.
She doesn't have to wait for Rosh Hashanah to blow my shofar.
If you two are representative, Hebrew smut talk is pretty weak.
Bear in mind neither of us are actually in The Tribe. Eumaas is a crypto-Jew and I am a Shabbes Goy.
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Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote: I bet she could tie a knot in tzitzis with her tongue.
Challah back, girl!
I'd like to hit that tuchis with my mezuzah.
She doesn't have to wait for Rosh Hashanah to blow my shofar.
If you two are representative, Hebrew smut talk is pretty weak.
Bear in mind neither of us are actually in The Tribe. Eumaas is a crypto-Jew and I am a Shabbes Goy.[/quote]

I have nothing constructive, sexy or Yiddish to say, but damn is she fine!

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