Mate's Takes - The Weezer Discography
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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Aww, why they gotta make Pat (aka the drummer) a buffoon? I thought the Matt Sharp quotes were legit for awhile. Here's an actual oral history of Pinkerton that I think is a pretty interesting read: https://www.altpress.com/features/entry ... eezers_pin
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Nobody makes a drummer a buffoon, except for maybe the cosmic arc of justice.matedog wrote: ↑08 Dec 2017, 10:41amAww, why they gotta make Pat (aka the drummer) a buffoon? I thought the Matt Sharp quotes were legit for awhile. Here's an actual oral history of Pinkerton that I think is a pretty interesting read: https://www.altpress.com/features/entry ... eezers_pin
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: Mate's Takes - The Weezer Discography
He should have gone to '96.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑19 Jun 2019, 6:18pmI guffawed: https://thehardtimes.net/music/man-time ... sucks-now/
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The Sept 11 joke becomes a lot more ambiguous that way, Hipster Henry.Kory wrote: ↑19 Jun 2019, 7:15pmHe should have gone to '96.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑19 Jun 2019, 6:18pmI guffawed: https://thehardtimes.net/music/man-time ... sucks-now/
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Oh I missed the full date in the URL.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑19 Jun 2019, 7:20pmThe Sept 11 joke becomes a lot more ambiguous that way, Hipster Henry.Kory wrote: ↑19 Jun 2019, 7:15pmHe should have gone to '96.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑19 Jun 2019, 6:18pmI guffawed: https://thehardtimes.net/music/man-time ... sucks-now/
edit: this was the best part:
“Ranting lunatics are pretty commonplace in this town, so I wouldn’t put any faith into what he’s saying,” said arresting officer Jim Esposito. “I mean, come on: a time traveler, claiming that Weezer will become a sophomoric caricature of their former selves? No way is this guy for real. Rivers and the boys are always going to rock.”
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Jim Esposito is clearly a pseudonym for Andrew Matey.Kory wrote: ↑19 Jun 2019, 7:25pmOh I missed the full date in the URL.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑19 Jun 2019, 7:20pmThe Sept 11 joke becomes a lot more ambiguous that way, Hipster Henry.Kory wrote: ↑19 Jun 2019, 7:15pmHe should have gone to '96.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑19 Jun 2019, 6:18pmI guffawed: https://thehardtimes.net/music/man-time ... sucks-now/
edit: this was the best part:
“Ranting lunatics are pretty commonplace in this town, so I wouldn’t put any faith into what he’s saying,” said arresting officer Jim Esposito. “I mean, come on: a time traveler, claiming that Weezer will become a sophomoric caricature of their former selves? No way is this guy for real. Rivers and the boys are always going to rock.”
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Extremely funnyDr. Medulla wrote: ↑19 Jun 2019, 6:18pmI guffawed: https://thehardtimes.net/music/man-time ... sucks-now/
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑19 Jun 2019, 7:35pmJim Esposito is clearly a pseudonym for Andrew Matey.Kory wrote: ↑19 Jun 2019, 7:25pmDr. Medulla wrote: ↑19 Jun 2019, 7:20pmThe Sept 11 joke becomes a lot more ambiguous that way, Hipster Henry.Kory wrote: ↑19 Jun 2019, 7:15pmHe should have gone to '96.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑19 Jun 2019, 6:18pmI guffawed: https://thehardtimes.net/music/man-time ... sucks-now/
Agreed with Kory too if not for the 9/11 side joke.
Oh I missed the full date in the URL.
edit: this was the best part:
“Ranting lunatics are pretty commonplace in this town, so I wouldn’t put any faith into what he’s saying,” said arresting officer Jim Esposito. “I mean, come on: a time traveler, claiming that Weezer will become a sophomoric caricature of their former selves? No way is this guy for real. Rivers and the boys are always going to rock.”
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Not sure that isn't me. Down to the location too.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Aug 2019, 10:40amhttps://entertainment.theonion.com/hard ... 1837740027
Note: Also applies to IMCT on The Clash.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Ha! I hadn't even noticed the city. Satire does contain deep truths.matedog wrote: ↑30 Aug 2019, 10:44amNot sure that isn't me. Down to the location too.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Aug 2019, 10:40amhttps://entertainment.theonion.com/hard ... 1837740027
Note: Also applies to IMCT on The Clash.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft