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Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce
Posted: 25 Apr 2016, 12:56pm
by Wolter
That was not as repulsive as I might have feared.
(I kid. That was a fairly decent version given its necessarily hasty preparation and lack of Prince.)
Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce
Posted: 04 Aug 2016, 3:05pm
by matedog
Looks like my competition is an Argentinian polo player/model:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nic_Roldan
(see Personal Life)
Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce
Posted: 04 Aug 2016, 3:09pm
by Dr. Medulla
I'd be happy to tattoo all kinds of shit on you.
Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce
Posted: 04 Aug 2016, 4:00pm
by matedog
Dr. Medulla wrote:
I'd be happy to tattoo all kinds of shit on you.
If I get seven tats, maybe she'll love me more than that handsome, rich man.
Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce
Posted: 04 Aug 2016, 4:05pm
by Dr. Medulla
I'd tattoo the lyrics to "Love Will Tear Us Apart" on your back.
Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce
Posted: 27 Aug 2016, 8:30pm
by Rat Patrol
https://nypost.com/2016/08/27/bruce-spr ... s-concert/
This is record-breaking like a relentless record-breaking drought is record-breaking.
Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce
Posted: 27 Aug 2016, 8:54pm
by Dr. Medulla
"Daddy, why won't that awful man stop?"
"Quiet. According to celebrities, this is meaningful."
Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce
Posted: 28 Aug 2016, 2:40am
by Silent Majority
The rest of the E Street band are very careful about where they sleep. Bruce might attach the Machine to their forehead and sneak out another precious few bars of their energy and lifeforce.
Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce
Posted: 06 Sep 2016, 1:07pm
by matedog
Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce
Posted: 06 Sep 2016, 2:08pm
by Dr. Medulla
America's most successful mechanic!
Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce
Posted: 06 Sep 2016, 2:13pm
by matedog
Dr. Medulla wrote:America's most successful mechanic!
His daughter's instagram is starkly non-working class.
Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce
Posted: 06 Sep 2016, 2:14pm
by Rat Patrol
Dr. Medulla wrote:America's most successful mechanic!
And to think the photo only took 46 takes before he learned how to sit correctly on the "funny 2-wheel limo with the top down and invisible chauffer".
Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce
Posted: 12 Sep 2016, 9:51pm
by Jimmy Jazz
I wish this current Bruce tour would fucking end already
Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce
Posted: 12 Sep 2016, 11:29pm
by muppet hi fi
Jimmy Jazz wrote:I wish this current Bruce tour would fucking end already
Why? I thought you dug Bruuuce. And his last US show is in a couple days, so don't worry.
Just announced they'll be playing shows in Australia, plus Bruuuuce's book promo tour, then the new album which he'll no doubt tour behind, solo or with the ESB.
In any case, Bruce or some band member will no doubt die soon (it's still 2016, after all), then the carnival will come to an end and all the rabid haters will be happy.
Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce
Posted: 13 Sep 2016, 8:40pm
by Jimmy Jazz
muppet hi fi wrote:Jimmy Jazz wrote:I wish this current Bruce tour would fucking end already
Why? I thought you dug Bruuuce. And his last US show is in a couple days, so don't worry.
Just announced they'll be playing shows in Australia, plus Bruuuuce's book promo tour, then the new album which he'll no doubt tour behind, solo or with the ESB.
In any case, Bruce or some band member will no doubt die soon (it's still 2016, after all), then the carnival will come to an end and all the rabid haters will be happy.
I'm sure the shows are fun but I'd rather get a new album already.
