The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce

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Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce

Post by Wolter » 25 Apr 2016, 12:56pm

That was not as repulsive as I might have feared.

(I kid. That was a fairly decent version given its necessarily hasty preparation and lack of Prince.)
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Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce

Post by matedog » 04 Aug 2016, 3:05pm

Looks like my competition is an Argentinian polo player/model: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nic_Roldan
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Post by Dr. Medulla » 04 Aug 2016, 3:09pm

matedog wrote:Looks like my competition is an Argentinian polo player/model: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nic_Roldan
(see Personal Life)
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Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce

Post by matedog » 04 Aug 2016, 4:00pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
matedog wrote:Looks like my competition is an Argentinian polo player/model: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nic_Roldan
(see Personal Life)
I'd be happy to tattoo all kinds of shit on you.
If I get seven tats, maybe she'll love me more than that handsome, rich man.
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce

Post by Dr. Medulla » 04 Aug 2016, 4:05pm

I'd tattoo the lyrics to "Love Will Tear Us Apart" on your back.
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Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce

Post by Rat Patrol » 27 Aug 2016, 8:30pm

https://nypost.com/2016/08/27/bruce-spr ... s-concert/

This is record-breaking like a relentless record-breaking drought is record-breaking. X(
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 27 Aug 2016, 8:54pm

Rat Patrol wrote:https://nypost.com/2016/08/27/bruce-spr ... s-concert/

This is record-breaking like a relentless record-breaking drought is record-breaking. X(
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Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce

Post by Silent Majority » 28 Aug 2016, 2:40am

The rest of the E Street band are very careful about where they sleep. Bruce might attach the Machine to their forehead and sneak out another precious few bars of their energy and lifeforce.
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Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce

Post by matedog » 06 Sep 2016, 1:07pm

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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Post by Dr. Medulla » 06 Sep 2016, 2:08pm

America's most successful mechanic!
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Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce

Post by matedog » 06 Sep 2016, 2:13pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:America's most successful mechanic!
His daughter's instagram is starkly non-working class.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce

Post by Rat Patrol » 06 Sep 2016, 2:14pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:America's most successful mechanic!
And to think the photo only took 46 takes before he learned how to sit correctly on the "funny 2-wheel limo with the top down and invisible chauffer".
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Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce

Post by Jimmy Jazz » 12 Sep 2016, 9:51pm

I wish this current Bruce tour would fucking end already

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Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce

Post by muppet hi fi » 12 Sep 2016, 11:29pm

Jimmy Jazz wrote:I wish this current Bruce tour would fucking end already
Why? I thought you dug Bruuuce. And his last US show is in a couple days, so don't worry.

Just announced they'll be playing shows in Australia, plus Bruuuuce's book promo tour, then the new album which he'll no doubt tour behind, solo or with the ESB.

In any case, Bruce or some band member will no doubt die soon (it's still 2016, after all), then the carnival will come to an end and all the rabid haters will be happy.

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Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce

Post by Jimmy Jazz » 13 Sep 2016, 8:40pm

muppet hi fi wrote:
Jimmy Jazz wrote:I wish this current Bruce tour would fucking end already
Why? I thought you dug Bruuuce. And his last US show is in a couple days, so don't worry.

Just announced they'll be playing shows in Australia, plus Bruuuuce's book promo tour, then the new album which he'll no doubt tour behind, solo or with the ESB.

In any case, Bruce or some band member will no doubt die soon (it's still 2016, after all), then the carnival will come to an end and all the rabid haters will be happy.
I'm sure the shows are fun but I'd rather get a new album already.

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