The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce
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That was not as repulsive as I might have feared.
(I kid. That was a fairly decent version given its necessarily hasty preparation and lack of Prince.)
(I kid. That was a fairly decent version given its necessarily hasty preparation and lack of Prince.)
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Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce
Looks like my competition is an Argentinian polo player/model: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nic_Roldan
(see Personal Life)
(see Personal Life)
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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I'd be happy to tattoo all kinds of shit on you.matedog wrote:Looks like my competition is an Argentinian polo player/model: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nic_Roldan
(see Personal Life)
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Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce
If I get seven tats, maybe she'll love me more than that handsome, rich man.Dr. Medulla wrote:I'd be happy to tattoo all kinds of shit on you.matedog wrote:Looks like my competition is an Argentinian polo player/model: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nic_Roldan
(see Personal Life)
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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I'd tattoo the lyrics to "Love Will Tear Us Apart" on your back.
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https://nypost.com/2016/08/27/bruce-spr ... s-concert/
This is record-breaking like a relentless record-breaking drought is record-breaking.
This is record-breaking like a relentless record-breaking drought is record-breaking.
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"Daddy, why won't that awful man stop?"Rat Patrol wrote:https://nypost.com/2016/08/27/bruce-spr ... s-concert/
This is record-breaking like a relentless record-breaking drought is record-breaking.
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Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce
The rest of the E Street band are very careful about where they sleep. Bruce might attach the Machine to their forehead and sneak out another precious few bars of their energy and lifeforce.
Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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America's most successful mechanic!
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Re: The Dizzle and Jimmy Jizzle's Thread o'Bruce
His daughter's instagram is starkly non-working class.Dr. Medulla wrote:America's most successful mechanic!
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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And to think the photo only took 46 takes before he learned how to sit correctly on the "funny 2-wheel limo with the top down and invisible chauffer".Dr. Medulla wrote:America's most successful mechanic!
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I wish this current Bruce tour would fucking end already
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Why? I thought you dug Bruuuce. And his last US show is in a couple days, so don't worry.Jimmy Jazz wrote:I wish this current Bruce tour would fucking end already
Just announced they'll be playing shows in Australia, plus Bruuuuce's book promo tour, then the new album which he'll no doubt tour behind, solo or with the ESB.
In any case, Bruce or some band member will no doubt die soon (it's still 2016, after all), then the carnival will come to an end and all the rabid haters will be happy.
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I'm sure the shows are fun but I'd rather get a new album already.muppet hi fi wrote:Why? I thought you dug Bruuuce. And his last US show is in a couple days, so don't worry.Jimmy Jazz wrote:I wish this current Bruce tour would fucking end already
Just announced they'll be playing shows in Australia, plus Bruuuuce's book promo tour, then the new album which he'll no doubt tour behind, solo or with the ESB.
In any case, Bruce or some band member will no doubt die soon (it's still 2016, after all), then the carnival will come to an end and all the rabid haters will be happy.