I sent the above text to a panel of experts although they had other assesment jobs on they said they'd make it a priority, the results are just in, ....Expert one, we looked at the piece as a whole it mentions houses, food and Jobs, it also mentions fighting, now depending on which location you are in the tags 'Working class' (UK) or 'Blue Collar' (USA) can be applied here, there are a number of indecernable words that appear blunt in tone, these have been used in the past to emphasize or put emphasis on a piece of communication to draw attention to the fact that the orator "means it man" (from the archives), ...we carbon dated the material we were given and as it was such a small amount we are not sure if the result is correct, the data returned a date of 28 June 2018, we correlated some more information of what was happening in that timeline period and saw that there was a sporting event later in the evening, our experts concluded that the communication in the vernacular was probably caused by a phenomeon called Pre Match Tension ( PMT), Paracetamol may have helped.Marky Dread wrote: ↑28 Jun 2018, 12:55pmI'm from the fucking south and trust me there are plenty of cunts here that fight just above the fucking breadline. Jobs maybe easier to fucking find down here but you try buying a fucking house here. Fuck fuck fuck shit cunt fuck.Heston wrote: ↑28 Jun 2018, 11:41amI've lived in those conditions because I'm an uncouth Northerner, though I do use words like "curated."hairydot61 wrote: ↑28 Jun 2018, 9:43amI will make an effort to see them live, the lyrics and performance for me paints vivid pictures of city Life, and life on the breadline, I couldn't live in those conditions because I'm a soft southerner but if you don't know how other people live the Seaford Mods tell you in entertaining style....Jason, ...Jason......Leave it!Heston wrote: ↑28 Jun 2018, 2:58amI really dig them, they were quality when I saw them live last year. Jason is an absolute tour de force on stage. Not the type of band whose albums I'd sit and listen to but I love watching them perform.hairydot61 wrote: ↑27 Jun 2018, 7:01amThe Germans might label this Zeitgeist, its the now, emcompassing what is going on in the moment, the stuff that they skim in the news, proletariat observations from the streets and from the buses that drive down them, colloquial to the UK, but equally could be anywhere, possibly even Mexicans building a wall, self financed of course, .....Jason Williamson is an Urban Poet, like an Industrial Shaun Ryder backed by Sheep on Drugs with the one fingered keyboard player as opposed to the one armed boxer, gritty, brutal and funny, this one carries an '18'
SLEAFORD MODS - TIED UP IN NOTTZ
...whats the name of the band you play in Heston?
My band's called The Panic Report.
Ooh look a southerner rich fucker. Owns his own doorstep the two bob cunt. Curate that!
Our second expert studied the text with a powerful electronic microscope, they looked for any weaknessess or preferences that could be exploited through actually mining the 'thing' but they found it sooooo Dense that it broke three of their best machines probing it, our expert who did the research Cambridge Analytica said they couldn't work with it because "No one is buying that shit these days anyway" and promptly filed for bankruptcy, they also passed on it. They did ask one of their associates to have a look at it, a Mr Mark Zucherburg, he got himself a larger cushion, puffed himself up to a more formidable obelisk, he looked at the text and then stared at the camera and said "Theres nothing wrong with it" and apologied anyway.
Our third expert a Mr Lee 'Scratch' Perry said it should have been burned with the Black Ark, after some herbal tea and wafting some singed Chicken feathers about he said "It mos definitely need a remix, now be gone before I Curate your skinny white Arse" in rich Jamican patois.
ROBERT EARL KEEN - THE LITTLE THINGS
You knows it!.
Now, If you ever wondered why Adrian Sherwood has trouble getting a distrubution deal then wonder no more, the first 30 seconds of this song will explain everything, I laugh everytime I hear it, funky and Industrial too
STRANGE PARCELS - DISCONNECTION