The worst lyrics ever?

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Re: The worst lyrics ever?

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oliver wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 6:58pm
This bit from The Reflex by Duran Duran seems like some really desperate rhyming:

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So why don't you use it?
Try not to bruise it
Buy time, don't lose it
And they repeat it about half a dozen times.

It's weird because I like the rest of the lyrics. Its like they got something in there to give someone a writing credit.
LeBon seems like the guy who would most push his awful on the rest of the band.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:15pm
oliver wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 6:58pm
This bit from The Reflex by Duran Duran seems like some really desperate rhyming:

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So why don't you use it?
Try not to bruise it
Buy time, don't lose it
And they repeat it about half a dozen times.

It's weird because I like the rest of the lyrics. Its like they got something in there to give someone a writing credit.
LeBon seems like the guy who would most push his awful on the rest of the band.
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Re: The worst lyrics ever?

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oliver wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 6:58pm
This bit from The Reflex by Duran Duran seems like some really desperate rhyming:

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So why don't you use it?
Try not to bruise it
Buy time, don't lose it
And they repeat it about half a dozen times.

It's weird because I like the rest of the lyrics. Its like they got something in there to give someone a writing credit.
Simon Le Bon has a long list of lyrical crimes behind him.

Union of the Snake is a good example. What the fuck does "Telegram force and ready" mean as an opening line?
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Re: The worst lyrics ever?

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Heston wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:46pm
oliver wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 6:58pm
This bit from The Reflex by Duran Duran seems like some really desperate rhyming:

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So why don't you use it?
Try not to bruise it
Buy time, don't lose it
And they repeat it about half a dozen times.

It's weird because I like the rest of the lyrics. Its like they got something in there to give someone a writing credit.
Simon Le Bon has a long list of lyrical crimes behind him.

Union of the Snake is a good example. What the fuck does "Telegram force and ready" mean as an opening line?
13 yo girls probably aren't the most discerning.

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revbob wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 8:40pm
Heston wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:46pm
oliver wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 6:58pm
This bit from The Reflex by Duran Duran seems like some really desperate rhyming:

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So why don't you use it?
Try not to bruise it
Buy time, don't lose it
And they repeat it about half a dozen times.

It's weird because I like the rest of the lyrics. Its like they got something in there to give someone a writing credit.
Simon Le Bon has a long list of lyrical crimes behind him.

Union of the Snake is a good example. What the fuck does "Telegram force and ready" mean as an opening line?
13 yo girls probably aren't the most discerning.
They certainly were when I was that age trying to date them.
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Re: The worst lyrics ever?

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Heston wrote:
11 Feb 2023, 7:46pm
What the fuck does "Telegram force and ready" mean as an opening line?
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