The worst lyrics ever?

[Chuck Mangione]

"I love you like a love song, baby"

By the immensely untalented Selena Gomez.
This song is so motherfucking stupid.

There's been some good nonsensicle lyrics, in pop even, but this is just flat out stupid and lazy.

Never heard it and hope I never do.

Consider yourself lucky.

[101Walterton]

"I love you like a love song, baby"

By the immensely untalented Selena Gomez.
This song is so motherfucking stupid.

There's been some good nonsensicle lyrics, in pop even, but this is just flat out stupid and lazy.

Never heard it and hope I never do.

Consider yourself lucky.

Consider yourself part of the family.

[Marky Dread]

"I love you like a love song, baby"

By the immensely untalented Selena Gomez.
This song is so motherfucking stupid.

There's been some good nonsensicle lyrics, in pop even, but this is just flat out stupid and lazy.

Never heard it and hope I never do.

Consider yourself lucky.

Consider yourself part of the family.

Consider yourself one of us.

[Wolter]

"I love you like a love song, baby"

By the immensely untalented Selena Gomez.
This song is so motherfucking stupid.

There's been some good nonsensicle lyrics, in pop even, but this is just flat out stupid and lazy.

Never heard it and hope I never do.

Consider yourself lucky.

Consider yourself part of the family.

Consider yourself one of us.

Consider the lilies.

[Heston]

Remember this chestnut from the usually reliable ABC?

Can't complain, mustn't grumble
Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble

[Marky Dread]

Remember this chestnut from the usually reliable ABC?

Can't complain, mustn't grumble
Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble

"Gor blimey hello Mrs. Jones
How's old Bert's lumbago? He mustn't grumble"

[Heston]

I was listening to the otherwise fantastic "Rasputin" by Boney M today, when this clunker jumped out at me...

He could preach the bible like a preacher

[Dr. Medulla]

I was listening to the otherwise fantastic "Rasputin" by Boney M today, when this clunker jumped out at me...

He could preach the bible like a preacher

Makes me think of Willy DeVille's song from The Princess Bride:
My love is like a storybook story

Yeah, don't work too hard, man.

[Marky Dread]

I was listening to the otherwise fantastic "Rasputin" by Boney M today, when this clunker jumped out at me...

He could preach the bible like a preacher

Makes me think of Willy DeVille's song from The Princess Bride:
My love is like a storybook story

Yeah, don't work too hard, man.

You! you make me angry!

[Dr. Medulla]

I was listening to the otherwise fantastic "Rasputin" by Boney M today, when this clunker jumped out at me...

He could preach the bible like a preacher

Makes me think of Willy DeVille's song from The Princess Bride:
My love is like a storybook story

Yeah, don't work too hard, man.

You! you make me angry!

There's another unscratchable itch for me.

[JennyB]

Kiss are the go-to guys for bad lyrics …
I know life sometimes can get tough! And I know life sometimes can be a drag!
But people, we have been given a gift, we have been given a road
And that road's name is … Rock and Roll

Ha!
See also.....
She's a dancer
A romancer
I'm a Capricorn and she's a Cancer
She saw my picture in a music magazine

You guys. I was reading through old threads and discovered Heston's deep, dark secret. HE THINKS KISS LYRICS ARE INSIPID DRVEL LIKE THE REST OF US.

[Kory]

I was listening to the otherwise fantastic "Rasputin" by Boney M today, when this clunker jumped out at me...

He could preach the bible like a preacher

Makes me think of Willy DeVille's song from The Princess Bride:
My love is like a storybook story

Yeah, don't work too hard, man.

You! you make me angry!

There's another unscratchable itch for me.

Pretty cool bassline, though.

[Dr. Medulla]

New Order, "Krafty"

Some people get up at the break of day
Gotta go to work before it gets too late
Sitting in a car and driving down the road
It ain't the way it has to be

But that's what you do to earn your daily wage
That's the kind of world that we're living in today
Isn't where you wanna be
And isn't what you wanna do

Song popped up today and I was reminded again by what an utterly lazy effort this is. Not that Sumner's lyrics rarely do better than passable, but if these didn't result in awkward exchanged glances between the rest of the band, they all gave up caring.

[Marky Dread]

I was listening to the otherwise fantastic "Rasputin" by Boney M today, when this clunker jumped out at me...

He could preach the bible like a preacher

But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar.


So this famous Russian danced a traditional Ukrainian folk dance and the Germans applauded.

Great tune though.

[oliver]

This bit from The Reflex by Duran Duran seems like some really desperate rhyming:

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So why don't you use it?
Try not to bruise it
Buy time, don't lose it

And they repeat it about half a dozen times.

It's weird because I like the rest of the lyrics. Its like they got something in there to give someone a writing credit.