Best Compilation Evah!!

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Best Compilation Evah!!

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Finally, all of my favorite music assembled in one convenient collection!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Wow. It's exactly the opposite of anything I'd ever want to own.

Is former Yankee Bernie Williams on this one?
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I like Charlie Parker though.
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DrugProwlingWolf wrote:I like Charlie Parker though.
definitely

ramsey lewis isn't bad either.

but overall, smooth jazz is the devil's music.
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eumaas wrote:
DrugProwlingWolf wrote:I like Charlie Parker though.
definitely

ramsey lewis isn't bad either.

but overall, smooth jazz is the devil's music.
I like both of them, but I would never ever want to hear their music in the context of "smooth jazz."
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Flex wrote:
eumaas wrote:
DrugProwlingWolf wrote:I like Charlie Parker though.
definitely

ramsey lewis isn't bad either.

but overall, smooth jazz is the devil's music.
I like both of them, but I would never ever want to hear their music in the context of "smooth jazz."
Some of the earlier smooth jazz, the funkier stuff, isn't that bad, like Grover or Sanborn type shit. I think that's because those cats listened to good music. Sanborn used to provide a great platform for out music with his Night Music show for example.
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I like jazz cigarettes.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Flex wrote:Image
Finally, all of my favorite music assembled in one convenient collection!

Is that live Smooth Jazz II, or the bastardized studio version where Bernie replaced all the musicians with this guy:

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man, I need to record a muzak version of CtC
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eumaas wrote:man, I need to record a muzak version of CtC
Something in an Andy Williams vein, s'il vous plait.
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eumaas wrote:man, I need to record a muzak version of CtC
And I'll get old drunk John Tesh writing that tell-all memoir about the experience, then have him show up here and answer our burning Tesh-related questions before tellling Wolter off in a jack-and-pills fueled rage, then accept a charity gig at Yankees old timers' day only to get Bernie Williams' fans in such a shit-spitting uproar that his 'on-the-payroll' junior assistant batboys come and crash the board again followed by a top-secret campaign of utmost national-security importance undertaken to out all 'alleged' batboys of Bernie Williams who walk silently among us before he kills again.

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Eh, on second thought. . .

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eumaas wrote:man, I need to record a muzak version of CtC
Yeah baby nice.
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Rat Patrol wrote:
eumaas wrote:man, I need to record a muzak version of CtC
And I'll get old drunk John Tesh writing that tell-all memoir about the experience, then have him show up here and answer our burning Tesh-related questions before tellling Wolter off in a jack-and-pills fueled rage, then accept a charity gig at Yankees old timers' day only to get Bernie Williams' fans in such a shit-spitting uproar that his 'on-the-payroll' junior assistant batboys come and crash the board again followed by a top-secret campaign of utmost national-security importance undertaken to out all 'alleged' batboys of Bernie Williams who walk silently among us before he kills again.
So, the final indignity: Vince is equated to John Tesh. I'd become a sad drunk myself …
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