Best Compilation Evah!!
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Best Compilation Evah!!
Finally, all of my favorite music assembled in one convenient collection!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Re: Best Compilation Evah!!
Wow. It's exactly the opposite of anything I'd ever want to own.
Is former Yankee Bernie Williams on this one?
Is former Yankee Bernie Williams on this one?
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Re: Best Compilation Evah!!
The photo crops the suicide victim who chose to die rather than listen to Spyro Gyra.
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Re: Best Compilation Evah!!
definitelyDrugProwlingWolf wrote:I like Charlie Parker though.
ramsey lewis isn't bad either.
but overall, smooth jazz is the devil's music.
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Re: Best Compilation Evah!!
I like both of them, but I would never ever want to hear their music in the context of "smooth jazz."eumaas wrote:definitelyDrugProwlingWolf wrote:I like Charlie Parker though.
ramsey lewis isn't bad either.
but overall, smooth jazz is the devil's music.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Re: Best Compilation Evah!!
Some of the earlier smooth jazz, the funkier stuff, isn't that bad, like Grover or Sanborn type shit. I think that's because those cats listened to good music. Sanborn used to provide a great platform for out music with his Night Music show for example.Flex wrote:I like both of them, but I would never ever want to hear their music in the context of "smooth jazz."eumaas wrote:definitelyDrugProwlingWolf wrote:I like Charlie Parker though.
ramsey lewis isn't bad either.
but overall, smooth jazz is the devil's music.
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
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— Clashy
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Re: Best Compilation Evah!!
I like jazz cigarettes.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Re: Best Compilation Evah!!
Flex wrote:
Finally, all of my favorite music assembled in one convenient collection!
Is that live Smooth Jazz II, or the bastardized studio version where Bernie replaced all the musicians with this guy:
Brrrrzzzzzzzap.....bop-a...bop-a....Tesh!
Re: Best Compilation Evah!!
man, I need to record a muzak version of CtC
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Re: Best Compilation Evah!!
Something in an Andy Williams vein, s'il vous plait.eumaas wrote:man, I need to record a muzak version of CtC
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And I'll get old drunk John Tesh writing that tell-all memoir about the experience, then have him show up here and answer our burning Tesh-related questions before tellling Wolter off in a jack-and-pills fueled rage, then accept a charity gig at Yankees old timers' day only to get Bernie Williams' fans in such a shit-spitting uproar that his 'on-the-payroll' junior assistant batboys come and crash the board again followed by a top-secret campaign of utmost national-security importance undertaken to out all 'alleged' batboys of Bernie Williams who walk silently among us before he kills again.eumaas wrote:man, I need to record a muzak version of CtC
Eh, on second thought. . .
Beeeeezzzzzzrrrrrrzop!...rat-tat....squish.......honka-ZOT.....tesh!
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Yeah baby nice.eumaas wrote:man, I need to record a muzak version of CtC
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Re: Best Compilation Evah!!
So, the final indignity: Vince is equated to John Tesh. I'd become a sad drunk myself …Rat Patrol wrote:And I'll get old drunk John Tesh writing that tell-all memoir about the experience, then have him show up here and answer our burning Tesh-related questions before tellling Wolter off in a jack-and-pills fueled rage, then accept a charity gig at Yankees old timers' day only to get Bernie Williams' fans in such a shit-spitting uproar that his 'on-the-payroll' junior assistant batboys come and crash the board again followed by a top-secret campaign of utmost national-security importance undertaken to out all 'alleged' batboys of Bernie Williams who walk silently among us before he kills again.eumaas wrote:man, I need to record a muzak version of CtC
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