If Music Could Talk

Heston wrote: ↑

29 Oct 2017, 5:08pm

I thought I'd been drunk-posting again when I saw this thread bumped this morning. The relief was palpable.

I snorted.

I've just re-read the whole thread while the good lady watched some shit on the telly. Good times!

Silent Majority wrote: ↑

13 Dec 2013, 12:53pm

Marky Dread wrote:I heard it playing in Nando's about a month ago. I was taking a shit at the time which worked for me.

The time between entering a Nando's and then doing a horribly relieving shit is always pretty minimal.

Rereading this thread. I didn’t get this then, but we. Have a Nando’s near us now and...yep.

Wolter wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2017, 2:35am

Silent Majority wrote: ↑

13 Dec 2013, 12:53pm

Marky Dread wrote:I heard it playing in Nando's about a month ago. I was taking a shit at the time which worked for me.

The time between entering a Nando's and then doing a horribly relieving shit is always pretty minimal.

Rereading this thread. I didn’t get this then, but we. Have a Nando’s near us now and...yep.

We all follow through ...eventually.

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

29 Oct 2017, 10:33am

Marky Dread wrote: ↑

29 Oct 2017, 9:32am

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

29 Oct 2017, 9:20am

Marky Dread wrote: ↑

29 Oct 2017, 9:03am

Fuck you Medulla for making me listen to that piece of crap!

The awful question is, tho, whether it's worse than that Hestship abomination.

A resounding yes from me. It's simply plain awful. Far be it for me to heap any praise on WBTCORNR but it has a certain kitschness to it.

Yeah, the pretentiousness of "Mr. Roboto" might make it worse.

That's what I was thinking. And then I thought "well, Jefferson Airplane was once a great band. And Styx always sucked." So does that make it better or worse?

JennyB wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2017, 10:21am

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

29 Oct 2017, 10:33am

Marky Dread wrote: ↑

29 Oct 2017, 9:32am

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

29 Oct 2017, 9:20am

Marky Dread wrote: ↑

29 Oct 2017, 9:03am

Fuck you Medulla for making me listen to that piece of crap!

The awful question is, tho, whether it's worse than that Hestship abomination.

A resounding yes from me. It's simply plain awful. Far be it for me to heap any praise on WBTCORNR but it has a certain kitschness to it.

Yeah, the pretentiousness of "Mr. Roboto" might make it worse.

That's what I was thinking. And then I thought "well, Jefferson Airplane was once a great band. And Styx always sucked." So does that make it better or worse?

The avenues of inquiry for determining which is more wretched are seemingly limitless!

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2017, 10:29am

JennyB wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2017, 10:21am

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

29 Oct 2017, 10:33am

Marky Dread wrote: ↑

29 Oct 2017, 9:32am

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

29 Oct 2017, 9:20am

The awful question is, tho, whether it's worse than that Hestship abomination.

A resounding yes from me. It's simply plain awful. Far be it for me to heap any praise on WBTCORNR but it has a certain kitschness to it.

Yeah, the pretentiousness of "Mr. Roboto" might make it worse.

That's what I was thinking. And then I thought "well, Jefferson Airplane was once a great band. And Styx always sucked." So does that make it better or worse?

The avenues of inquiry for determining which is more wretched are seemingly limitless!

...an immovable object vs an unstoppable force.

Marky Dread wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2017, 10:37am

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2017, 10:29am

JennyB wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2017, 10:21am

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

29 Oct 2017, 10:33am

Marky Dread wrote: ↑

29 Oct 2017, 9:32am

A resounding yes from me. It's simply plain awful. Far be it for me to heap any praise on WBTCORNR but it has a certain kitschness to it.

Yeah, the pretentiousness of "Mr. Roboto" might make it worse.

That's what I was thinking. And then I thought "well, Jefferson Airplane was once a great band. And Styx always sucked." So does that make it better or worse?

The avenues of inquiry for determining which is more wretched are seemingly limitless!

...an immovable object vs an unstoppable force.

… the toxic stench of death vs. the sound of total despair.

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2017, 10:45am

Marky Dread wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2017, 10:37am

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2017, 10:29am

JennyB wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2017, 10:21am

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

29 Oct 2017, 10:33am

Yeah, the pretentiousness of "Mr. Roboto" might make it worse.

That's what I was thinking. And then I thought "well, Jefferson Airplane was once a great band. And Styx always sucked." So does that make it better or worse?

The avenues of inquiry for determining which is more wretched are seemingly limitless!

...an immovable object vs an unstoppable force.

… the toxic stench of death vs. the sound of total despair.

But which is which? It's all so confusing. When is bad shit better than bad shit?

Marky Dread wrote: ↑

30 Oct 2017, 10:54am

When is bad shit better than bad shit?

I think Heston and Hoy are the board experts on that.

Something belched up from my memory gut:


A Canadian hit back in the mid-80s, cut from the same shitty cloth as WBTC, so maybe the shittiest Canadian song of the 80s. Maybe.

I looked at the time and thought “Is Heston drinking early?” False alarm.

Wolter wrote: ↑

13 Nov 2017, 4:59pm

I looked at the time and thought “Is Heston drinking early?” False alarm.

Not so quick. We can't conclusively rule it out.

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

13 Nov 2017, 5:10pm

Wolter wrote: ↑

13 Nov 2017, 4:59pm

I looked at the time and thought “Is Heston drinking early?” False alarm.

Not so quick. We can't conclusively rule it out.

Just one glass of wine with my pastrami supper. Not even enough to get me to the KISS thread.

Heston wrote: ↑

13 Nov 2017, 5:39pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

13 Nov 2017, 5:10pm

Wolter wrote: ↑

13 Nov 2017, 4:59pm

I looked at the time and thought “Is Heston drinking early?” False alarm.

Not so quick. We can't conclusively rule it out.

Just one glass of wine with my pastrami supper. Not even enough to get me to the KISS thread.

The spermicide really is an interesting seasoning, eh?