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Hey Flex (All Encompassing 90's Glorification)
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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Re: Hey Flex (All Encompassing 90's Glorification)
True story: I listened to this this morning, and now I'm sterile and also I tore my ears out.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Jan 2017, 8:25amCoincidentally and in related horrific monkeying about: http://exclaim.ca/comedy/article/someon ... er_happier
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I think you should sue Kevin Smith for every hockey jersey and denim culottes he's got.Wolter wrote: ↑14 Jan 2017, 1:59pmTrue story: I listened to this this morning, and now I'm sterile and also I tore my ears out.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Jan 2017, 8:25amCoincidentally and in related horrific monkeying about: http://exclaim.ca/comedy/article/someon ... er_happier
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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It's Super Bowl weekend, and Stop & Shop has discounted its overstock of Crystal Pepsi by 50% because they can't sell any of it. On account of last week's millennial nostalgia pangs turning into sober realization that, yes, it tastes exactly as terrible as you have now been reminded it did the first time around.
Your revolution is over, Hoy.
Your revolution is over, Hoy.
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Let the trials and hangings begin!Rat Patrol wrote: ↑05 Feb 2017, 9:38amIt's Super Bowl weekend, and Stop & Shop has discounted its overstock of Crystal Pepsi by 50% because they can't sell any of it. On account of last week's millennial nostalgia pangs turning into sober realization that, yes, it tastes exactly as terrible as you have now been reminded it did the first time around.
Your revolution is over, Hoy.
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http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/16/entertain ... index.html
You Youngs are now Olds. Learn to deal with it as poorly as my kind did.
You Youngs are now Olds. Learn to deal with it as poorly as my kind did.
Re: Hey Flex (All Encompassing 90's Glorification)
I've said it before and I'll say it again, "MMM Bop" is basically a lost Jackson 5 song.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑16 Mar 2017, 3:58pmhttp://www.cnn.com/2017/03/16/entertain ... index.html
You Youngs are now Olds. Learn to deal with it as poorly as my kind did.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
Re: Hey Flex (All Encompassing 90's Glorification)
matedog wrote: ↑16 Mar 2017, 4:40pmI've said it before and I'll say it again, "MMM Bop" is basically a lost Jackson 5 song.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑16 Mar 2017, 3:58pmhttp://www.cnn.com/2017/03/16/entertain ... index.html
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HOLY SHIT...with a collective 12 children between them.
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Re: Hey Flex (All Encompassing 90's Glorification)
They all got married when they were 19 or 20 and started pumping out kids. I think they are some rando religion.Kory wrote: ↑16 Mar 2017, 6:32pmmatedog wrote: ↑16 Mar 2017, 4:40pmI've said it before and I'll say it again, "MMM Bop" is basically a lost Jackson 5 song.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑16 Mar 2017, 3:58pmhttp://www.cnn.com/2017/03/16/entertain ... index.html
You Youngs are now Olds. Learn to deal with it as poorly as my kind did.HOLY SHIT...with a collective 12 children between them.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Prosperity Jesus is into human Pez dispensers now? I thought kids were all feckless moochers.matedog wrote: ↑17 Mar 2017, 9:56amThey all got married when they were 19 or 20 and started pumping out kids. I think they are some rando religion.Kory wrote: ↑16 Mar 2017, 6:32pmmatedog wrote: ↑16 Mar 2017, 4:40pmI've said it before and I'll say it again, "MMM Bop" is basically a lost Jackson 5 song.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑16 Mar 2017, 3:58pmhttp://www.cnn.com/2017/03/16/entertain ... index.html
You Youngs are now Olds. Learn to deal with it as poorly as my kind did.HOLY SHIT...with a collective 12 children between them.
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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Re: Hey Flex (All Encompassing 90's Glorification)
The entry on Slacker is actually sorta moving. Good calls on the others, too.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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I want to like Slacker—bits and pieces are good—but it never escapes being an artist's conception of alienation than something actually recognizable.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: Hey Flex (All Encompassing 90's Glorification)
Agreed. I always forget that Pump Up The Volume is from 1990, because it seems so 80s to me. Great movie.
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