The Day of Reckoning is Upon Us

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The Day of Reckoning is Upon Us

Post by Flex » 24 Jun 2008, 1:18pm

New Motley Crue album is out today!
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I trust everyone on these boards has already rushed out to purchase said album. :shifty:
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Re: The Day of Reckoning is Upon Us

Post by Wolter » 24 Jun 2008, 1:20pm

Flex wrote:New Motley Crue album is out today!
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I trust everyone on these boards has already rushed out to purchase said album. :shifty:
Not enough D&D for my metal tastes. Who am I, Chuck Klosterman?
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Re: The Day of Reckoning is Upon Us

Post by Dr. Medulla » 24 Jun 2008, 1:21pm

Flex wrote:New Motley Crue album is out today!
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I trust everyone on these boards has already rushed out to purchase said album. :shifty:
But I've been selling my semen to pay for the new Judas Priest album! Christ, it's gonna take a lot of B12 and porn for me to earn enough for both.
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Re: The Day of Reckoning is Upon Us

Post by Flex » 24 Jun 2008, 1:24pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:But I've been selling my semen to pay for the new Judas Priest album! Christ, it's gonna take a lot of B12 and porn for me to earn enough for both.
Especially since we all know you're gonna want the super deluxe editions of each album. Better get focused, Hooky.

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Re: The Day of Reckoning is Upon Us

Post by matedog » 24 Jun 2008, 1:26pm

Those women don't have nipples. I forgot that nipples are what make the boobs naughty according to censors.

Same goes for Argentina:
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: The Day of Reckoning is Upon Us

Post by Dr. Medulla » 24 Jun 2008, 1:29pm

Flex wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:But I've been selling my semen to pay for the new Judas Priest album! Christ, it's gonna take a lot of B12 and porn for me to earn enough for both.
Especially since we all know you're gonna want the super deluxe editions of each album. Better get focused, Hooky.

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Re: The Day of Reckoning is Upon Us

Post by Flex » 24 Jun 2008, 1:40pm

This cracked my shit up:
[Saints of Los Angeles is also available in a clean version, which omits all of those bad words that Motley Crue fans have never heard.]
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Re: The Day of Reckoning is Upon Us

Post by tepista » 24 Jun 2008, 1:41pm

Flex wrote:New Motley Crue album is out today!
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I trust everyone on these boards has already rushed out to purchase said album. :shifty:
Saints of Los Angeles, huh? From the artwork it should be called Get Your Foot Outta My Snatch
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Re: The Day of Reckoning is Upon Us

Post by Wolter » 24 Jun 2008, 1:45pm

tepista wrote:
Flex wrote:New Motley Crue album is out today!
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I trust everyone on these boards has already rushed out to purchase said album. :shifty:
Saints of Los Angeles, huh? From the artwork it should be called Get Your Foot Outta My Snatch
And that is why Tesco Vee is cooler than Motley Crue. You KNOW he would have called it that.
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Re: The Day of Reckoning is Upon Us

Post by tepista » 24 Jun 2008, 1:50pm

Wolter wrote: And that is why Tesco Vee is cooler than Motley Crue. You KNOW he would have called it that.
I was drvin behind a car that had a "Tesco Vee for President" bumper sticker. I thought of yooze guys.
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