The crummiest music videos ever

[JennyB]

This fucking video.

[Flex]

This fucking video.

I'm not clicking on that.

[Dr. Medulla]

This fucking video.

There is a distinct pleasure in being ignorant of U2's doings for several decades now. While I acknowledge that I may be missing out on something I'd like, even if it's just a song or two, I feel confident that, nah, I'm better for not knowing any of that stuff.

[revbob]

This fucking video.

There is a distinct pleasure in being ignorant of U2's doings for several decades now. While I acknowledge that I may be missing out on something I'd like, even if it's just a song or two, I feel confident that, nah, I'm better for not knowing any of that stuff.

Doubtful and certainly not worth the risk.

[matedog]

This fucking video.

I'm not clicking on that.

Nah that video is fine. Single take, monotone Zooropa Edge doing some weird kinda catchy electro song and weird shit happening. It's not great, but it's not bad.

I googled a few lists of "worst 90s videos" and they are all fine. Probably have to dig deep to actually find a bad one.

[Olaf]

I googled a few lists of "worst 90s videos" and they are all fine.

[revbob]

This fucking video.

I'm not clicking on that.

Nah that video is fine. Single take, monotone Zooropa Edge doing some weird kinda catchy electro song and weird shit happening. It's not great, but it's not bad.

I googled a few lists of "worst 90s videos" and they are all fine. Probably have to dig deep to actually find a bad one.

Every single 90s video is fine??

[matedog]

This fucking video.

I'm not clicking on that.

Nah that video is fine. Single take, monotone Zooropa Edge doing some weird kinda catchy electro song and weird shit happening. It's not great, but it's not bad.

I googled a few lists of "worst 90s videos" and they are all fine. Probably have to dig deep to actually find a bad one.

Every single 90s video is fine??

More that every "worst video of the 90s" is actually not that bad. They'll have Barbie Girl on there and shit and not realize that that's the point.

[Heston]

Bitter Sweet Symphony is one of the best of the 90s.

[matedog]

Bitter Sweet Symphony is one of the best of the 90s.

The video is pretty good, I'll give it that.

[Marky Dread]

One of my favourite 90s vids.

[Kory]

Bitter Sweet Symphony is one of the best of the 90s.

The Verve was actually good before that album.

[Dr. Medulla]

One of my favourite 90s vids.

You'll never convince me that they're not actually singing "humping on your stereo."

[Marky Dread]

One of my favourite 90s vids.

You'll never convince me that they're not actually singing "humping on your stereo."

Ha! that's exactly what they are singing.

Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Well life is a cigarette, smoked to the end

But if you rock it a little bit
Then you burn all your friends
The wider your eyes, the bigger the lies, yes it's true
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Take a look through your window now
You're all alone on the road
Well, you'll burn all your bridges down
And now you're losing control
The wider your eyes, the bigger the lies, yes it's true
If you make a mistake where you couldn't relate to your groove (yes, that's true)
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Well, now that I've met you
I'll love you as a friend
Yeah, but your love is mogadon
Love is the end
Well, the wider your eyes, the bigger the lies, yes it's true
If you make a mistake, well, you couldn't relate to your groove, yes it's true
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?

[Dr. Medulla]

One of my favourite 90s vids.

You'll never convince me that they're not actually singing "humping on your stereo."

Ha! that's exactly what they are singing.

Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Well life is a cigarette, smoked to the end

But if you rock it a little bit
Then you burn all your friends
The wider your eyes, the bigger the lies, yes it's true
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Take a look through your window now
You're all alone on the road
Well, you'll burn all your bridges down
And now you're losing control
The wider your eyes, the bigger the lies, yes it's true
If you make a mistake where you couldn't relate to your groove (yes, that's true)
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Well, now that I've met you
I'll love you as a friend
Yeah, but your love is mogadon
Love is the end
Well, the wider your eyes, the bigger the lies, yes it's true
If you make a mistake, well, you couldn't relate to your groove, yes it's true
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?
Can you hear us pumping on your stereo?

Damn, my ears are less clothlike than I've assumed!