You Fucked Up the Easiest Part: The Terrible Band Names Thread

[Dr. Medulla]

Dave Matthews Band

Good name. Does what it says on the tin.

Ah, that's why laxative packages all say "Dave Matthews Band" on them. Mystery solved!

[revbob]

Dave Matthews Band

Good name. Does what it says on the tin.

It says Sprays human feces all over the place?

[WestwayKid]

As bad as Goo Goo Dolls is, I will go one more with my shitty local band: Hootie and the Blowfish.

At least I’ll always be able to claim Rick James when it comes to local Buffalo acts that made a name for themselves.

I recently read his Wikipedia page. Shit, the guy really had a crazy life – just an endless string of weird incidents and unexpected connections. He’s buried about 5 miles away from me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_James

He was in an early band with Neil Young which is kind of crazy.

[WestwayKid]

Dave Matthews Band

I've never been a fan of any group that ends with Band. Dave Matthews Band. Zac Brown Band. Charlie Daniels Band. I'm okay with the Jimi Hendrix Experience, however.

[Silent Majority]

Dave Matthews Band

I've never been a fan of any group that ends with Band. Dave Matthews Band. Zac Brown Band. Charlie Daniels Band. I'm okay with the Jimi Hendrix Experience, however.

My obvious question is your opinion of the Band?

[WestwayKid]

Band names I don't like: The Airborne Toxic Event, Hoobastank, Sixpence None The Richer.

[WestwayKid]

Dave Matthews Band

I've never been a fan of any group that ends with Band. Dave Matthews Band. Zac Brown Band. Charlie Daniels Band. I'm okay with the Jimi Hendrix Experience, however.

My obvious question is your opinion of the Band?

I was going to actually mention them by saying that while I don't like group names that end with Band, I like The Band.

[revbob]

Dave Matthews Band

I've never been a fan of any group that ends with Band. Dave Matthews Band. Zac Brown Band. Charlie Daniels Band. I'm okay with the Jimi Hendrix Experience, however.

My obvious question is your opinion of the Band?

Do they have any songs that arent boring?

[WestwayKid]

Dave Matthews Band

I've never been a fan of any group that ends with Band. Dave Matthews Band. Zac Brown Band. Charlie Daniels Band. I'm okay with the Jimi Hendrix Experience, however.

My obvious question is your opinion of the Band?

Do they have any songs that arent boring?

Albums and albums and albums of excitement.

[revbob]

Dave Matthews Band

I've never been a fan of any group that ends with Band. Dave Matthews Band. Zac Brown Band. Charlie Daniels Band. I'm okay with the Jimi Hendrix Experience, however.

My obvious question is your opinion of the Band?

Do they have any songs that arent boring?

Albums and albums and albums of excitement.

How deep of a dive til we hit those.

[Flex]

We need Kaleb here to defend their honor.

[Toppers Boppers]

The B-52's.

Great band (mostly), completely wrecked by that unnecessary apostrophe.

[matedog]

Band names I don't like: The Airborne Toxic Event, Hoobastank, Sixpence None The Richer.

Great choices.

[JennyB]

As bad as Goo Goo Dolls is, I will go one more with my shitty local band: Hootie and the Blowfish.

Yet The Blowfish could be passable—lame, but passable—but that Hootie part sends it into oh-fuck-off territory.

Exactly. A fairly nondescript name turned horrible by a need to be pointlessly cute.

Some tasty tunes tho

God damn it, Mountain Hoy.

Oh shit.

[Flex]

Cracked Rear View gets all the play but the real heads know fairweather Johnson was the more complete album.