Songs that I hate...

[Dr. Medulla]

"It's My Life" by Bon Jovi is definitely the worst song of all time.

Every line in the song is so cliched it could quite happily slip into an internet meme of your choice. The way they reference "Tommy and Gina" from their earlier piece of shit song is nauseating. The way they use that stupid "mouth guitar" gimmick again. The fucking full stop innate shitness about them in general. The way Jon Bon Jovi cut his hair in the mid nineties and started trying to be Bruce Springsteen. The way the fucking guitarist prances about singing those shrill over-high backing vocals. The key changes towards the end of every fucking song. The utter cunts. I bet Flex likes them.

The random bitterness there perfectly sells the rant.

[Marky Dread]

"It's My Life" by Bon Jovi is definitely the worst song of all time.

Every line in the song is so cliched it could quite happily slip into an internet meme of your choice. The way they reference "Tommy and Gina" from their earlier piece of shit song is nauseating. The way they use that stupid "mouth guitar" gimmick again. The fucking full stop innate shitness about them in general. The way Jon Bon Jovi cut his hair in the mid nineties and started trying to be Bruce Springsteen. The way the fucking guitarist prances about singing those shrill over-high backing vocals. The key changes towards the end of every fucking song. The utter cunts. I bet Flex likes them.

The random bitterness there perfectly sells the rant.

[revbob]

"It's My Life" by Bon Jovi is definitely the worst song of all time.

Every line in the song is so cliched it could quite happily slip into an internet meme of your choice. The way they reference "Tommy and Gina" from their earlier piece of shit song is nauseating. The way they use that stupid "mouth guitar" gimmick again. The fucking full stop innate shitness about them in general. The way Jon Bon Jovi cut his hair in the mid nineties and started trying to be Bruce Springsteen. The way the fucking guitarist prances about singing those shrill over-high backing vocals. The key changes towards the end of every fucking song. The utter cunts. I bet Flex likes them.

Wow you've clearly listened to them way to much. Another band I've been able to mostly ignore. I can mostly tune them out if they are being played.

[Heston]

"It's My Life" by Bon Jovi is definitely the worst song of all time.

Every line in the song is so cliched it could quite happily slip into an internet meme of your choice. The way they reference "Tommy and Gina" from their earlier piece of shit song is nauseating. The way they use that stupid "mouth guitar" gimmick again. The fucking full stop innate shitness about them in general. The way Jon Bon Jovi cut his hair in the mid nineties and started trying to be Bruce Springsteen. The way the fucking guitarist prances about singing those shrill over-high backing vocals. The key changes towards the end of every fucking song. The utter cunts. I bet Flex likes them.

Wow you've clearly listened to them way to much. Another band I've been able to mostly ignore. I can mostly tune them out if they are being played.

I just checked and it only got to number 33 in the US. It was a massive hit all over Europe and I hear it about 37 times a year on the radio. Maybe it's a familiarity thing.

[C1ashCityRockr]

Bigoted shit from a band that's otherwise great. I like to think that it's ignorance born partly of its time

See also: the recording of the Clash in the NYC radio station where Paul's dumbass sings along to YMCA with the lyrics "Why are you gay?"

I blush from embarrassment whenever I hear it, even if no one else is around.

[Marky Dread]

Bigoted shit from a band that's otherwise great. I like to think that it's ignorance born partly of its time

See also: the recording of the Clash in the NYC radio station where Paul's dumbass sings along to YMCA with the lyrics "Why are you gay?"

I blush from embarrassment whenever I hear it, even if no one else is around.

Isn't that Kosmo and Topper?

[C1ashCityRockr]

Bigoted shit from a band that's otherwise great. I like to think that it's ignorance born partly of its time

See also: the recording of the Clash in the NYC radio station where Paul's dumbass sings along to YMCA with the lyrics "Why are you gay?"

I blush from embarrassment whenever I hear it, even if no one else is around.

Isn't that Kosmo and Topper?

Is it? I never actually knew who was in the room, just always assumed that was Paul's voice.

[Heston]

Bigoted shit from a band that's otherwise great. I like to think that it's ignorance born partly of its time

See also: the recording of the Clash in the NYC radio station where Paul's dumbass sings along to YMCA with the lyrics "Why are you gay?"

I blush from embarrassment whenever I hear it, even if no one else is around.

Isn't that Kosmo and Topper?

I think it was. Unfortunately wouldn't have been that shocking at the time.

[C1ashCityRockr]

Literally anything by Fleetwood Mac... I had to sit through "The Chain" the other day and I wanted to jump out a window. I will always despise that band.

Also some awful song by Portugal.The Man about 1966.

To say nothing of more generic club/EDM trash.

[revbob]

"It's My Life" by Bon Jovi is definitely the worst song of all time.

Every line in the song is so cliched it could quite happily slip into an internet meme of your choice. The way they reference "Tommy and Gina" from their earlier piece of shit song is nauseating. The way they use that stupid "mouth guitar" gimmick again. The fucking full stop innate shitness about them in general. The way Jon Bon Jovi cut his hair in the mid nineties and started trying to be Bruce Springsteen. The way the fucking guitarist prances about singing those shrill over-high backing vocals. The key changes towards the end of every fucking song. The utter cunts. I bet Flex likes them.

Wow you've clearly listened to them way to much. Another band I've been able to mostly ignore. I can mostly tune them out if they are being played.

I just checked and it only got to number 33 in the US. It was a massive hit all over Europe and I hear it about 37 times a year on the radio. Maybe it's a familiarity thing.

Yeah I mostly avoid the radio to listen to music.

[Marky Dread]

Literally anything by Fleetwood Mac... I had to sit through "The Chain" the other day and I wanted to jump out a window. I will always despise that band.

Also some awful song by Portugal.The Man about 1966.

To say nothing of more generic club/EDM trash.

This is the Fleetwood Mac I dig.

[Heston]

"It's My Life" by Bon Jovi is definitely the worst song of all time.

Every line in the song is so cliched it could quite happily slip into an internet meme of your choice. The way they reference "Tommy and Gina" from their earlier piece of shit song is nauseating. The way they use that stupid "mouth guitar" gimmick again. The fucking full stop innate shitness about them in general. The way Jon Bon Jovi cut his hair in the mid nineties and started trying to be Bruce Springsteen. The way the fucking guitarist prances about singing those shrill over-high backing vocals. The key changes towards the end of every fucking song. The utter cunts. I bet Flex likes them.

Wow you've clearly listened to them way to much. Another band I've been able to mostly ignore. I can mostly tune them out if they are being played.

I just checked and it only got to number 33 in the US. It was a massive hit all over Europe and I hear it about 37 times a year on the radio. Maybe it's a familiarity thing.

Yeah I mostly avoid the radio to listen to music.

It's a work thing, I'm stuck with it.

[C1ashCityRockr]

Literally anything by Fleetwood Mac... I had to sit through "The Chain" the other day and I wanted to jump out a window. I will always despise that band.

Also some awful song by Portugal.The Man about 1966.

To say nothing of more generic club/EDM trash.

This is the Fleetwood Mac I dig.

Nice one, thanks. That iteration's not the worst fucking thing to be recorded, unlike every other note of theirs that followed the arrival of Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham. However, I'll always hate everything that band touches, up to and including their own history.

[101Walterton]

"It's My Life" by Bon Jovi is definitely the worst song of all time.

Every line in the song is so cliched it could quite happily slip into an internet meme of your choice. The way they reference "Tommy and Gina" from their earlier piece of shit song is nauseating. The way they use that stupid "mouth guitar" gimmick again. The fucking full stop innate shitness about them in general. The way Jon Bon Jovi cut his hair in the mid nineties and started trying to be Bruce Springsteen. The way the fucking guitarist prances about singing those shrill over-high backing vocals. The key changes towards the end of every fucking song. The utter cunts. I bet Flex likes them.

101Hesterton

[JennyB]

"It's My Life" by Bon Jovi is definitely the worst song of all time.

Every line in the song is so cliched it could quite happily slip into an internet meme of your choice. The way they reference "Tommy and Gina" from their earlier piece of shit song is nauseating. The way they use that stupid "mouth guitar" gimmick again. The fucking full stop innate shitness about them in general. The way Jon Bon Jovi cut his hair in the mid nineties and started trying to be Bruce Springsteen. The way the fucking guitarist prances about singing those shrill over-high backing vocals. The key changes towards the end of every fucking song. The utter cunts. I bet Flex likes them.

Agreed. I'd rather listen to the far superior It's My Life by Talk Talk.