I just really want IMCT to be the Internet's top Google search destination for "Mike Love rape van", so have at it.
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Re: The Thread to Ruminate About Mike Love's Rape Van
Posted: 15 May 2015, 7:16pm
by Wolter
I just shared that on Twitter because the world needs to see this.
Re: The Thread to Ruminate About Mike Love's Rape Van
Posted: 15 May 2015, 7:25pm
by Dr. Medulla
I can't imagine that the inside of that van is worse than what's written on the outside.
Re: The Thread to Ruminate About Mike Love's Rape Van
Posted: 16 May 2015, 12:31pm
by matedog
Ironic that Mike Love is incapable of love. I imagine the back of that van reeks of blood and semen.
Re: The Thread to Ruminate About Mike Love's Rape Van
Posted: 16 May 2015, 12:43pm
by Silent Majority
matedog wrote:Ironic that Mike Love is incapable of love. I imagine the back of that van reeks of blood and semen.
May as well have been called Mike Forward Thinking Musician
Re: The Thread to Ruminate About Mike Love's Rape Van
Posted: 16 May 2015, 1:22pm
by Dr. Medulla
matedog wrote:Ironic that Mike Love is incapable of love. I imagine the back of that van reeks of blood and semen.
Reek is such a cynical description. He prefers it to be thought of as scented with blood and semen.
Re: The Thread to Ruminate About Mike Love's Rape Van
Posted: 16 May 2015, 6:02pm
by JoseUnidos
Dr. Medulla wrote:
matedog wrote:Ironic that Mike Love is incapable of love. I imagine the back of that van reeks of blood and semen.
Reek is such a cynical description. He prefers it to be thought of as scented with blood and semen.
Which, coincidentally, are the two main ingredients of a Mike Love Daiquiri
Re: The Thread to Ruminate About Mike Love's Rape Van
Posted: 16 May 2015, 6:29pm
by Dr. Medulla
JoseUnidos wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
matedog wrote:Ironic that Mike Love is incapable of love. I imagine the back of that van reeks of blood and semen.
Reek is such a cynical description. He prefers it to be thought of as scented with blood and semen.
Which, coincidentally, are the two main ingredients of a Mike Love Daiquiri
That, sir, is no coincidence.
Re: The Thread to Ruminate About Mike Love's Rape Van
Posted: 16 May 2015, 6:40pm
by Flex
A+ to all participants in this thread.
Re: The Thread to Ruminate About Mike Love's Rape Van
Posted: 18 May 2015, 2:36pm
by matedog
In this week's edition of Mike Love's Rape Van, Mike and his van travel to the Far East
This video is notable for its very long, uncomfortable close ups of East Asian women. Brian's here and is squinting about as hard as anyone i've ever seen. Typical of the era, Carl brings the most class and talent to the entire affair.
Also, what the fuck is the shot at around 2:18? I'm fairly certain the woman is dead on top of a tv.
Re: The Thread to Ruminate About Mike Love's Rape Van
Posted: 18 May 2015, 2:37pm
by matedog
Dr. Medulla wrote:
matedog wrote:Ironic that Mike Love is incapable of love. I imagine the back of that van reeks of blood and semen.
Reek is such a cynical description. He prefers it to be thought of as scented with blood and semen.
I'd rather think Mike Love doesn't sugar coat anything. He likes to rape things and doesn't give a damn what you (or his victims for that matter) think.
Re: The Thread to Ruminate About Mike Love's Rape Van
Posted: 18 May 2015, 3:00pm
by Dr. Medulla
matedog wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
matedog wrote:Ironic that Mike Love is incapable of love. I imagine the back of that van reeks of blood and semen.
Reek is such a cynical description. He prefers it to be thought of as scented with blood and semen.
I'd rather think Mike Love doesn't sugar coat anything. He likes to rape things and doesn't give a damn what you (or his victims for that matter) think.
He isn't self-loathing, tho, so it's scented with blood and semen. It keeps both his boner lethal and his eyes dead. If it reeked, he might feel suicidal regret.
Re: The Thread to Ruminate About Mike Love's Rape Van
Posted: 18 May 2015, 8:44pm
by Rat Patrol
matedog wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
matedog wrote:Ironic that Mike Love is incapable of love. I imagine the back of that van reeks of blood and semen.
Reek is such a cynical description. He prefers it to be thought of as scented with blood and semen.
I'd rather think Mike Love doesn't sugar coat anything. He likes to rape things and doesn't give a damn what you (or his victims for that matter) think.
That's not true. He gives every one of his marks one of those bald spot-covering trademarked baseball caps when they're released. He always keeps a sweat-and-semen soaked box of them in the van. Makes the kid om the Amber Alert much easier to find afterwards.
I'd like to think that's at least one shriveled, nearly-dead ember of humanity left in him.
Or maybe that's just his dick.
Re: The Thread to Ruminate About Mike Love's Rape Van
Posted: 18 May 2015, 10:25pm
by Flex
It's startling when you look at the songwriting credits for Kokomo and realize John Phillips is only the second most rape van-y dude who contributed to that song.
Re: The Thread to Ruminate About Mike Love's Rape Van
Posted: 18 May 2015, 10:33pm
by Rat Patrol
Flex wrote:It's startling when you look at the songwriting credits for Kokomo and realize John Phillips is only the second most rape van-y dude who contributed to that song.
Well...Love's got 8 kids from 5 marriages plus an extra bastard spawn. He can't trip and fall on his own shoelaces without having incest on the way down.
